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@goodnamepanda.bsky.social
37M Panda nerd, likes to walk around without pants on. 🔞 No minors.
GO KEPSTON CHEETAHS~ Russell Freddy is the new mascot for Kepston University! The all-human Athletics board had no idea he was a real cheetah until he was asked to perform in the halftime show in just a football jersey. Oops! 🎨: @riversausage.bsky.social
Oh my god I finally finished the 2003 TMNT series (I think I started watching like 2-3 years ago?)
Horny for @unpopularwolf.bsky.social ‘s dads at work
Reminder that porn and masturbation are GOOD. You're ALLOWED to tickle your pickle, flick your bean, hump your pillow and cum your little brains out to your heart's content. The world sucks, but your squishy bits give you free dopamine, and the internet is full of porn. Go on, you deserve it. 💦
I just want to see tons of porn of Bully from Willy Fog now
A touching story of a nullo-born pig man who has a life-changing surgery, giving him genitals for the first time in his life
If you’re not licking the last bits of piss from dad’s dick when he’s done pissing you’re doing it wrong
You must be new here. We play with each others' penises in this gym locker room. Hope you don't mind, go ahead and grab hold of mine if you want.
Star Fox review in one post: Perfect. No notes. Top notch game play, music, visuals. Must buy. Don't remake this fucking game ever again.
GET OUT OF THE FUCKING WAY FALCO JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
I truly value living alone, I love the privacy it offers. But goddamnit I hate the nights when being alone turns into being lonely.
Started watching Around the World with Willy Fog and was pleasantly surprised to see there was already tons of porn of it
Interesting, since Peppy was down, it wasn’t Slippy or Falco who provided the dialogue instead here. It was ROB.
Butthole clencher of a challenge, wasn’t sure I’d make it
Nothing like having a chipped tooth get rebonded for the third time in a decade
Kind of craving dads who shave their pubic areas right now
Finished The Adventures of Legoshi and Friends last night
Hay gurl~ What’s some piss like you doing in a toilet like this
You can call my dick little, especially when you tell me all the fun things you're gonna do to it~
I really would love to suck a penis right now actually
I really appreciate you letting me watch you piss, bro.