I have to say, I really enjoyed my summer vacation to Canada. All the Canadians were stereotypically nice and awesome, and the beer satisfied.
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Just a guy trying his best. If I’m following you it’s because I like what you post. Put the phone down. Take a walk. Read a book.
If my safety required I get followed around by air defense missiles, maybe i’d just stay home instead of golfing.
I have bad days every once in a while, but I’ve got this picture of my wife and daughter as my iphone lock screen right now that has me constantly going “I’m such a lucky bastard”
sometimes you get two bags of chips out of the vending machine I guess
Mustard, a little ketchup, and sweet and spicy jalapeño relish
The Imminence Of A Revelation Which Does Not Occur@nataliereed84.bsky.social · 2mo agoquote post with thy preferred hot dog toppings so that thou may be judged by thy peers
Is there anyway to know if I’ve been caught in a blockenheimer blast? Just curious
I hope the next admin renames the “Trump Accounts” because I’m not going to pass up free money for my daughter but also I really fucking hate having his name on this shit.
I know we all like dunking on Trump and his bullshit but it’s hot as shit outside and I totally get why no one would be out there at the 250th celebrations. Fuckin, Obama could be president again and I wouldn’t be out there. I could refill the reflecting pool with all my sweat.
Dear Democrats, For the love of fuck, please stop emailing me. I haven’t signed up for one of your emails in years. Why are democrats from Minnesota even emailing me?? I’ve never lived there!
My all time favorite little pleasure is getting in bed with clean sheets right after a shower. Bliss.
I bet dinosaur would have tasted pretty good. Like a nice fat Triceratops? I bet that was good stuff.
The jumbotron people at the Knicks game tonight should just flip over to Trump throughout the night, let the people boo the shit out him, and then return to whatever they were doing before. Make it fun, put up some “Boo-cam” graphics
Fuck Ken Paxton. I don’t have a personal connection to many politicians, but I do with Ken. And Fuck Ken Paxton.
Wajahat Ali@wajali.bsky.social · 3mo agoKen Paxton and Texas Republicans let a pedophile rapist basically walk free. Adam Hoffman did a plea bargain, spent a few weeks in jail, and walked out and doesn't have to register as a sex offender. Might be a huge scandal. Maybe worth some major headlines and stories.
For once, I ended the work day feeling accomplished and not completely exhausted. Hell yea
I thought this was better known: there are major rumors that CBS is trying to hire Joe Rogan to replace Anderson Cooper on 60 Minutes: share.google/qpZq4MDNEqyW...
Could Austin's Joe Rogan replace Anderson Cooper on ‘60 Minutes’?
Austin-based podcaster Joe Rogan reportedly being considered for 60 Minutes role.
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Moonlight sonata. I took one of my favorite photos last night. While looking for a scissortail, this eastern meadowlark perched itself atop a nearby tree and sang a beautiful song just long enough for me to position it directly in front of the nearly-full Moon. #Photography #BirdOfTheDay #Birds
My dream job is to be the Anthony Bourdain of desserts except I suck at writing and all my reviews would be like “that was fucking good”.
Next time Paxton says Talarico isn’t manly, Talarico should challenge Paxton to a UFC-style fight to raise money for the charity of the winner’s choice.
Dems should have their own US 250th celebration in Philly and invite all the cool bands and singers to come.
God I hate Ken Paxton. Just a downright despicable person.