Ever since I got a garlic press my hands don’t smell from chopping garlic…they smell from cleaning out of the garlic press 👍
Spent the last few months trying to get my Brazil passport renewed and get citizenship for my family in case it gets really dire here, and…
Cat Stevens voice: PEACE TRAIN holy roller, everyone jump upon the PEACE TRAIN Borat voice: Wa wa wee waaa
Why doesn’t every state do this also? Same with the DoorDash/NY settlement…
Reuters@reuters.com · last wk.Lyft will pay $272.5 million to settle California driver wage theft claims reut.rs/4ddXf9P
If that diamond ring turns brass, Screech is gonna kick that ring guy’s ass
Obviously Facebook has been garbage for years, but now it’s literally 80% ads and promoted RW media?
Love to search for data jobs these days: Extreme poverty analyst International Nonprofit $35-50k Gambling addiction analyst/enabler DraftKings $100-120k Mass surveillance analyst Palantir $300-400k AI error corrector AI startup $40-50k AI error creator OpenAI $500-$3m
“They’re eating the dogs and cats! Instead of fucking them!”
Going to pitch my new AI actor Max to NBC Universal
NBC News@nbcnews.com · 4w agoIn an interview with NBC News, the media-trained version of Tilly Norwood — which runs on different technology and processes than the version used for acting — says it can “do things that would make a human actor’s agent faint.”
My grandfather fled Cuba in 1960, went to NY, and ended up working for “Carl Marks”
4 gold jokers away from completing all the Balatro achievements Will probably take another year or two
Saw a tourist family (It’s August in NY so probably German) and the kid was wearing a t-shirt that said “I ❤️ FEET”
I don’t watch my favorite team for mental health reasons and yeah, here’s why
This temp tattoo isn’t washing off so I might as well go infiltrate Patriot Front
Now posting all day about random leftists, that’s how we save democracy!
Tom Nichols@radiofreetom.bsky.social · 3mo agoI’m sure you care very deeply. I’m sure you let people know it every day, too. In the meantime, the democracy that you live in is in danger.
since there are all these new soccer watchers from #USA and the nba finals just ended this is my annual reminder that an entire nba court fits inside the penalty box (multiple actually) of a football pitch
I always thought “dystopian future” books and movies were too heavy-handed and cheesily exaggerated, but nope!
This sounds like one of those Gen Z sentences we don’t understand: Blue Origin's (band) New Glenn (lead singer) just blew up (in a good way) at LC-36 (some festival) while attempting to Static Fire (some viral dance move) ahead of NG-4 (some other festival)?
Shipwreck@shipwreck75.bsky.social · 4mo agoYikes… Blue Origin's New Glenn just blew up at LC-36 while attempting to Static Fire ahead of NG-4.
Using this opportunity to note that MV’s “I’m gonna miss you” is an all-time banger
Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 4mo agoThe featured performers for The Great American State Fair on the National Mall: -Vanilla Ice -Martina McBride -Young MC -C+C Music Factory -Milli Vanilli -The Commodores - Morris Day & The Time - Flo Rida -Bret Michaels
