Madonna’s Vaginal Laser Beam
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never heard of a George Glass at our sküüle *NSFW* •PIT•
Even one of the grossest people on the media landscape is able to recognize her good nature
Piers Morgan talks about Ariana Grande: “I've no idea what's going on with Ariana Grande but I do know, after spending a random evening with her in a Beverly Hills restaurant a few years ago, that she's a genuinely great person: intelligent, funny, engaging, and of course, supremely talented...”
Ariana Grande shares speech to fans following announcement of her public hiatus: “The announcement is not a reactive or impulsive thing. It’s a plan that I quietly made a long time ago. It’s a decision that was made from a thoughtful and empowered place.”
Guys I was right, he posted his car today and I was dead on, my power
If you think this is a bit, it unfortunately is how I live my life every day
I like your teeth Could watch you eat For days A fizzy steak
Get your ass up up and take underwear pics!!!! It’s like nobody wants to get their ass up and take underwear pics anymore!!!!
Guys, I thought Petal was a beautiful album. I know it won’t be everyone’s fav, but it’s just so well-written and produced. She’s never been more vulnerable and I’m very happy she put this out into the world 💜
Picture this: it’s a warm but not oppressively hot day, you’ve made yourself a gorgeous Mango Pineapple Punch, the fan is blowing cool air directly on you, you’re in your comfiest underwear, and you have the whole night to just lounge and play TOTK
God I miss the Panera lemonade that kills you
Picture this: it’s a warm but not oppressively hot day, you’ve made yourself a gorgeous Mango Pineapple Punch, the fan is blowing cool air directly on you, you’re in your comfiest underwear, and you have the whole night to just lounge and play TOTK
Posting this again bc bush day is very important to me
Took this for a cute boy and now the rest of my cute boys can have it
What’s the last Coldplay song they put out that like anyone remembers. I feel like it’s been at least ten years since.
Took this for a cute boy and now the rest of my cute boys can have it
Would you guys follow me if I made a main so I can post face 👉🏻👈🏻
This pic still goes hard IMO and I think it deserves more love
It was back and arm day but I think the deadlifts might’ve done the booty some good. What do we think, chat?
Sabwina uwu Madonnawz OwO I got somfin I wanna tawk abowt :3c
Might’ve gotten myself a little bday present 🎁
Thanks everyone for the wishes, it was actually like a really good fucking day and I have so much cake, including the euphemism kind
So it begins
Three day load feels incredible after being cooped up in a house with straights for that many days