If you wanna see me blonde I'm accepting donations for hair bleach
Question: if I were to swing a baseball bat at your brain, what part of the brain should I hit?
Screaming so hard my heart stops yet almost entirely silent
Tracking which posts each of you like and creating individual psychological profiles, then using this information to target posts to your interests. If you don't like a targeted post i come find you and ask why
It is 3am. Do you know where your weird girl that follows you around and ties your shoes for you is?
Worked so hard to take women from the internet and put them into my phone, now I'm taking them out of my phone into real life. What's next? Taking them from real life into something else entirely
I was supposed to play more FFVII but I played fucking PALWORLD 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Found out that I don't have my FFVII save where I'm like 10-15 hours in. It's not that I think I'm better than anyone, but I can't imagine the type of person that's like "awww fuck man, I have to play the first disc of Final Fantasy VII again." Like it's a pretty fun game man
Hey I left a used bandage on your pillow. Yeah that's blood
I don't play roblox that much. I apologize to my loyal fans, and the post has been deleted. Thank you, to the ever loyal June Nation
New idea: Brazen bull disguised as Armadillo Racing cabinet. Spinning the trackball generates heat and the victim's bellows of pain come out of the armadillo's mouth while the smoke comes from the nostrils.
New Splatoon really furthering the Boys Showing Their Tummy agenda
CRONO FRIEND: i dunno guys i still feel a little messed up over the whole dying thing AYLA FRIEND: Crono cheer up after bowls of AWESOME SOUP at village ROBO FRIEND: Bzzt… According to Robopedia, Altering History + Friends = Fun
They cut off all my hair today. I have a bob and everyone calls me Short Hair Girl now.
I've been on threads for less than five minutes and it's scarier than anything on the dark web
Hey check this out [You can't tell but I'm trying to destroy the drinking glass I'm holding with one hand. Because of this, but seemingly for no reason at all, the glass slips out of the top of my hand and lands hard on my foot. The glass doesn't break but my big toe does]
I have almost 500 followers and I've only seen like two of you in real life that I didn't know before. No one is even trying to kill people these days
I WANT TO GET CLOSE TO YOU I WANT TO GET CLSOE TO YOU IOWANT TO GETCLSOE TOYOU IWANTTOGET DCLSOIE TOYOU
That Neverness to Everness game was so uninteresting to me besides the name, but then I saw a video of a player being hit by a car and flying across a huge open world city? Wtf are they doing in gacha games these days