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goot

@goosetuba.bsky.social

Honk honk toot A queer neurodivergent they/them furry weirdo, full of very unreasonable bones. This is a personal account for my friends. I block if the vibes are even slightly bad, and I don't follow people I don't know, sorry

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goot @goosetuba.bsky.social · 2w ago

I love these little fools so much

A young cream legbar hen in a grassy and somewhat overgrown yard, nibbling on grass seed heads, alongside a raised garden bed full of wild native strawberry plants. Her eye is closed in delight and her tail held high.

A different young cream legbar hen perched a bit precariously on the back of an ancient plastic chair, looking as if she might leap onto the person taking the photo at any moment.

A third young cream legbar hen, close up in portrait, her eyes don't quite line up (it's okay I still love you) and her comb is rumpled into a ridiculous S shape. Next to her face I drew the Cool S with my finger on a phone screen, to demonstrate how cool her S comb is.

The first young cream legbar hen again, this time she is laying in hemp bedding in a coop, a sunbeam across her front half. She has her eyes closed and her eyebrows are up, meaning it feels super nice and she is very content.

goot @goosetuba.bsky.social · 3w ago

"why are you always fighting video game rexes" because they are huge and powerful and can easily one shot my small, fragile troodontid body but most importantly, I must give their skulls to my partner who is making all the skulls kiss, as his cave decor

A screenshot from the game Path of Titans. A dynamic scene of a t-rex being crumpled after a very long fight. A dark brown Latenivenatrix is doing one last bite, as an alioramus kicks past in the final blow. The scene is backlit and overly dramatic and a bit silly. This rex player was very, very good by the way, much respect.

goot @goosetuba.bsky.social · 3w ago

fighting a guy with only my feets because I'm carrying the skull of his companion (that we just defeated) in my mouth

Screenshot from the game Path of Titans. A dark brown Latenivenatrix carrying a small t-rex skull in its mouth squares off against a very alive adult t-rex in a fern filled aspen forest

Screenshot from the game Path of Titans. A dark brown Latenivenatrix carrying a small t-rex skull in its mouth leaps up to kick a living t-rex in the face, as the rex turns to try to bite the laten.

Screenshot from the game Path of Titans. A dark brown Latenivenatrix carrying a small t-rex skull in its mouth kicks across the back of a live t-rex, who is doing its best to fight back.

goot @goosetuba.bsky.social · 4w ago

just feeling cursed lately. my bestest girl passed away. the necropsy revealed egg peritonitis, before she even began to lay. horribly cruel luck, this one hurts so much. she was very special

a cream legbar looking at the camera with a bright expression, she was very cute and curious and smart. a really wonderful girl

goot @goosetuba.bsky.social · last mo.

the greatest fool I am, for falling in love with pet chickens. biology is so cruel sometimes. it's so hard not to feel cursed when you pour your soul into something and life simply does not care

goot @goosetuba.bsky.social · last mo.

my sweet child had congenital kidney failure and left us this week. I'll miss her friendly, silly goblin energy so very much. She was really a wonderful pet chicken.

A brown colored cream legbar pullet, with a big fluffy speckled crest. She's super cute and looking at us in this photo while standing in a green yard.

goot @goosetuba.bsky.social · last mo.

really struggling with pet illness and the strong possibility of a loss on the horizon. I thought I would become more hardened to this as I aged but the opposite is happening. my ability to cope has become gossamer thin; my own health is becoming strongly impacted. I will continue to do my best tho

goot @goosetuba.bsky.social · 2mo ago

dealing with ongoing severe medical issues with one of our pet chicks... please, The Universe, they already have such short lives. Let us vibe in peace for the time we do have together.

goot @goosetuba.bsky.social · 2mo ago

sorry for being so angry, here's one of my cutes

a cream legbar pullet with white, black, and cream colors and a small crest, standing in a garden with a few blooming nodding onion flowers.

goot @goosetuba.bsky.social · 2mo ago

So I've been calling out orgs I've previously worked with on their use of GenAI. I usually don't get a response, or sometimes I get a hostile one. This is one of the nicer responses, but it has the same argument I ALWAYS get: We can't afford to commission artists! So just... do what you did before?

Snippet of an email: While it had occurred to me how bad this could be for print advertising, my first love, I didn't expand my thinking process to artists. However, your point is understood and well-taken. I just sent out a reminder for the [redacted] and avoided using the graphic again.

Of course, it would be cost prohibitive for a small organization like [redacted] to commission an artist to produce drawings for their ads and promotions, so I will think of something else going forward.

goot @goosetuba.bsky.social · 2mo ago

My desire to share my art to my main acct is at an all time low. It just feels like I'm shoveling it through the firehose directly into every GenAI slurping all of it up. But not only do I want genuine people to see my art, I also rely on people seeing my art to make income. So cool

goot @goosetuba.bsky.social · 2mo ago

oops heard Outer Wilds EOTE music now I'm crying forever again

goot @goosetuba.bsky.social · 2mo ago

this is her three months ago! three months!

goot@goosetuba.bsky.social · 6mo ago

My tiny daughters grow stronger

A young cream legbar chick, rolling in great luxury upon a pink towel, her eyes shut, on her side, blissed out.

goot @goosetuba.bsky.social · 2mo ago

how on earth does she already look like This. Her Shape. The Comb. Those pepperoni wattles. She's just shy of 4 months old

Closeup of a cream legbar pullet. Growing in much faster than her siblings, she already has a giant stupid red comb and wattles and a big white earlobe. She has a thoughtful expression.

Two cream legbar pullets and a much larger old Bielefelder hen rest in the cool sand underneath a structure. Two are in various stages of contented snoozing, with the pullet in the middle being awake and alert, and shaped like a sassy hen, even though she's still a young child.

goot @goosetuba.bsky.social · 2mo ago

I apologize for my ongoing foaming-at-the-beak anger about this, but the current level of incompetence of our healthcare systems for even doing the most basic task, such as setting up and having an appointment with a patient, is making me feel like I'm losing my mind honk

goot @goosetuba.bsky.social · 2mo ago

emergency vet for a pet chicken AND stupid body hospital visit* in one day lets gooooo (saddest fart sound effect ever heard) *so I don't alarm my friends, it is the scheduled test/screening

goot@goosetuba.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Back to phone tag with the dr's office, begging them to use the exact correct magic words THAT SOMEHOW NO ONE KNOWS TO USE, SO THAT I CAN WAIT A WEEK FOR THE HOSPITAL TO GET A FAX SO I CAN MAKE AN APPOINTMENT (MAYBE!) FOR MY HIGH RISK CANCER SCREENING FOLLOW UP, HONK HONK HONK FUCK

goot @goosetuba.bsky.social · 2mo ago

My anxiety has been destroying me lately and I don't know what to do to help it. Everything causing it is outside of my control and I'm trying to be rational about it, but I'm failing miserably. I strongly suspect perimenopause is making it much worse but my doctors act like nothing can be done

goot @goosetuba.bsky.social · 3mo ago

new life experience unlocked: blueberry harvest with an N95 on

Scene that is hazy with wildfire smoke. Blueberry fields in the foreground, with trees and rolling hills barely visible in the distance due to thick smoke. The light has a sickly brown orange cast.

goot @goosetuba.bsky.social · 3mo ago

2024: make appt, can't get in till 2025 2025: rescheduled, by the hospital, three times 2026, jan: finally have the appt 2026, july: get a letter I need a follow up screening (they said I got one in jan also but I didn't) Last week: dr's office phone tag to get a script so I can make new appt (cont)

goot@goosetuba.bsky.social · 11mo ago

...so I was sent home. I gotta try to reschedule next week. Now I have to do several co-pays as well, instead of just one! awesome! I had to scream-honk into the void some more because it's been really bad! Such cool medical systems we have!!! honk honk fuck!

goot @goosetuba.bsky.social · 3mo ago

my body is so unreasonable. just completely inconsiderate

goot @goosetuba.bsky.social · 3mo ago

my beautiful daughters are 3 months old

Three cream legbar pullets sitting contentedly on a pink towel in a person's lap. A hand and arm is resting around them on the left. They come and go willingly, on their terms.

A cream legbar pullet contemplates the lens of my cellphone camera. She looks at our faces like this too

A cream legbar pullet with a thoughtful expression. Her wattles are clearly coming in now.

A cream legbar pullet contemplates part of my cellphone very closely.

goot @goosetuba.bsky.social · 3mo ago

doing a video game violence

Screenshot from the game Path Of Titans, a dark brown latenivenatrix is pounced upon and killing a bloodied allosaurus with dramatic light. These species lived millions of years apart so it feels appropriate

Screenshot from the game Path Of Titans, a dark brown latenivenatrix kicks off of a now dead allosaurus as they both fall into an incredibly deep chasm. I lived because I came prepared for this scenario. This was my greatest desire and I landed safely in a cloud of sparkles.

goot @goosetuba.bsky.social · 3mo ago

them

Three young cream legbar pullets sunbathing in a sunbeam that is falling across the bedding of their coop.

A young cream legbar pullet resting on a mauve colored towel, being gently pet by a hand, while looking up at her person with what equates to chicken adoration in her eyes

A young cream legbar pullet with a big silly crest, looking at the camera face on. She looks like a muppet.

goot @goosetuba.bsky.social · 3mo ago

more dino goofin

Screenshot from the game Path of Titans. A group of four Latenivenatrix and one pale colored Metriacanthosaurus stride through an arid landscape. Two of the latens are calling, mouths open.

Screenshot from the game Path of Titans with an arid rocky landscape setting. A group of dinosaurs (a Metriacanthosaurus, Ceratosaurus, a Concavenator, and a Deinonychus) and one pterosaur (a Hatzegopteryx) sit on high rocks, respectfully observing a brawl between a Iguanodon and a Pycnonemosaurus (the iggy won).

Screenshot from the game Path of Titans in an arid landscape setting. A young Tyrannosaurus Rex wouldn't stop biting at us so he got The Kicks from our Struthiomimus.

Screenshot from the game Path of Titans, with a rocky grassy setting. The moment my partner's Daspletosaurus ate shit and died from fall damage while sparring with myself and a friend. My Latenivenatrix witnessing the very funny cartoon pose

goot @goosetuba.bsky.social · 3mo ago

DON'T GAZE UPON THEM* *unless you're my friend

Three cream legbar pullets in a mowed yard and taller plants in the gardens behind. The closest pullet is running toward us while flapping, in a powerful pose, her pants flowing in the eddies of her own wing winds.

Three cream legbar pullets in a mowed yard with taller plants in the gardens behind. The one closest to us is just a few tail feathers in frame. The middle one is running to the right, her hackle feathers raised in excitement.

goot @goosetuba.bsky.social · 3mo ago

look upon them

A young cream legbar pullet seen close up, she's mottled brown and dark brown. She's just got her wattles starting to come in and has a big goofy crest. She's looking forward but one of her eyes is getting sleepy and is half shut.

A young cream legbar pullet seen close up, she's mottled brown and dark brown. She has a big goofy crest. She's looking forward but one of her eyes is sleepy and shut.

A different cream legbar pullet seen close up. She's silver and black with a silly black crest. She's looking to the right with her neck stretched up and her eye is half lidded because she's comfy and sleepy.

The same cream legbar pullet seen close up. She's silver and black with a silly black crest. She's looking at the camera with one sleepy half shut eye.

goot @goosetuba.bsky.social · 3mo ago

I'm so furious and frustrated and depressed over a bunch of stuff, some of which is big world stuff I can't fix, and it won't help me to rant about here so I SHAN'T but I will make this post to get it off my chest and then I will post photos of my chickens, whomst I love dearly

goot @goosetuba.bsky.social · 4mo ago

dang my hip has been getting so stiff and painful despite exercise and stretching, it feels exactly like how my shoulders did when they were freezing! Well, good thing that adhesive capsulitis is only for shoulders*! *LOL WRONG!! LOL!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

goot @goosetuba.bsky.social · 4mo ago

my children, whomst have never and will never have to contemplate the cost of a single small tube of oil paint. blessed existence

Extreme closeup of a young cream legbar pullet. All you can see is a blurry beak and two big yellowish eyes curiously peering into the camera lens.

A different cream legbar pullet viewed head-on. She has a silly crest and black streaking on her beak, and her comb is slowly coming in.

A group of five young cream legbar pullets, sitting in a coop and looking mostly to the right. They are silvery, grey, black, and one has a brownish hue.

goot @goosetuba.bsky.social · 4mo ago

wheezing softly while staring at my online cart with just a few art supplies and frames in it, taking a few days to mentally process it, before clicking "check out"