Nodded off with the Griswolds at Walley World and awoke to them in Vegas, where the sight of their kids is so disorienting.
Gordon Highland
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Director, musician, author, purveyor of fine jokes and aphorisms http://gordonhighland.com
The f-word taught me the power of syntax once I heard an older kid move it away from its customary adjective position to yell "Just fuckin' throw the ball!"
I call such events "bubble baths," scoring Orange the same fix as a campaign rally after a tough day of ego-heroin withdrawal.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2w agocult shit at the White House as Trump's cronies give him a standing ovation for minutes on end. Note how nobody wants to be the first to stop clapping.
Someday I may learn a proper way to eat babka instead of monkey-breading it like a savage.
You marveled at Barbenheimer. Now experience … The Moanyssey!
Dunno why I read photo captions these days when there's no chance I know the name of anyone pictured in a bikini.
I'm thrilled to see Kwanza Humphrey enjoying so much success! This, following a five-painting installation at the new Kansas City International Airport. And my home, where his work often graces the background of my videos.
The Kansas City Star@kansascity.com · 3w ago“It sends a message that Black art is worthy and important like any form of art,” a curator said of the institutional purchase.
Urinals have been on my mind lately. Or sites that could become urinals, and my ambition to someday tour them and offer a golden tribute. Until then, just polishing these graveyard Capezios.
Got up and took a 4AM weekend shower because my clock was blinking the wrong time from power outages. Had I cleansomnia, this place might be spotless.
Until someone offers contrary evidence, I'm claiming to have solved the identity and relationship of more DNA matches than any living human. I've seen bigger family trees than my 20,000, but not with 1000+ of them confirmed.
It was a strange, brief confluence when our role models were Weird Al, Hulk Hogan, Pee-Wee, and David Lee Roth.
With all these bizarre happenings, Mercury must be in Astroglide or someshit.
My main thought about this new season of House of the Dragon is that we're still waiting for the release of the Epstein files.
Belgium may have eaten our lunch, but I'm gonna drink their beer.
Sorry to keep you waiting nine years for a third one while I cranked out those companion Riffs videos. Feel free to air along like it's 1987 and no one's watching. 🎧🎸
Favorite Guitar Solos 3 - OOPS! ALL BALLADS
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Should you read about some masked vigilante spotted enforcing compliance of judicial orders, that's just me dressing for the job I want.
Heard this song at least 50 times recently. I don't even listen to music I LIKE this much.
David Guetta - Titanium ft. Sia (Official Video)
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For those newly attempting to enjoy televised international soccer, skip the first half to pound pints while barbecuing beef. This can also enliven the conclusion of other events, from custody hearings to colonoscopies.
This is Christopher Priest, one of the old school writers of Black Panther (1990s) & Marvel's 1st black editor, discussing his time/interactions with Larry Hama -- the guy who created the classic comics version of G.I. JOE. Hindsight of my own experiences makes this incredibly important to me.
That's why it's called virtue signaling: You raise a flag and see who salutes it.
Awful Announcing@awfulannouncing.bsky.social · last mo.DoorDash should’ve bought the sponsor package that Powerade got, so when a player is injured, it looks like medics are delivering emergency grub. #FIFA
If you save your best song for an encore, you won't get one.
For context on Buddy Guy's age, he was Jimi Hendrix's hero.
Ultimate Classic Rock@ultclassicrock.bsky.social · last mo.In addition to the legendary bluesman himself, performers will include Eric Clapton, John Mayer, Susan Tedeschi, Derek Trucks, Billy Gibbons and many more: ultimateclassicrock.com/buddy-guy-90...
Compromise: Install the removed lettering from the Kennedy Center onto the bottom of the Reflecting Pool.
Another thing I resent about The Man is making me refer to Portugal the country.
They could fit the entire population of Curaçao in two Arrowhead Stadiums.
If you're curious about playing #GranTurismo, I raced all the cars for you in VR and cut them into 30-second highlights by manufacturer. Nearly everything I've ever wanted to drive, including my own car.
Gran Turismo 7 EVERY ROAD/RACE CAR
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Whenever they cut to a shot of that FIFA overlord, whom I know nothing about, I picture him next to the word “cuck” in the wiktionary.