Ear plugs, a box fan on high. Pillows in an exact arrangement and order. How on earth did no doctor I told about this tell me I'm autistic?

Next Saturday night. At CCBC Resort. I'm thinking of getting into a sling. Who wants to fuck the founder of CumUnion. I just started bottoming. First fingers in me 2 years ago. I'm interested in your thoughts.

Various sized bottles of douche water I've created. It mimics the body's natural fluids. So it doesn't irritate the rectum and cause the bowl to start moving shit down from higher up. This requiring the colonic that most guys have now in order to get fucked. Less that 3 cups of water can do it

My asshole is constantly hungry

Willie 🄱 Hardigan@williebh.bsky.social · 11mo ago

I can parallel park with ease. Both sides of the street. I learned to drive in San Francisco. My husband taught me. He could park in a spot that only had 8" clearance. THIS is why. He forced me to park over and over several days moving the markers closer and closer. I cannot pull-in park in a spot

Them. How are you today? Me. Well, I'm not thinking about trains.

How people respond to the hand dealt to them matters. This person made me laugh a bit too hard. Bravo

Full moon. Technically still. Always seems brighter since living in the desert.

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"I'm trying to find the words to describe you without being disrespectful. " Literally EVERY other lyric in the song shows that he absolutely is not trying.

Secret Drug Addict@scrtdrugaddict.bsky.social · 4w ago

I scienced a clean out routine for anal. (This is for fucking only) The fluid: distilled water (using a distiller for CPAP water works) Pure salt (like kosher salt) 0.9% salt to water. So, 9g salt to 1 liter. Small bulb. Just inside your hole. 3x repeat. Go and fuck. So, far 0 poop. Try and tell me

I'm cleaning up a bureau. This little guy is kept way up top. Mr Piffles! While cleaning the dust off him, I discovered. Or rather rediscovered. That he is autographed by Piff the Magic Dragon. I forgot that we got it signed while my late husband held the actual Mr. Piffles for him.

Fun Fact: I quit smoking in the middle of October 1999. One of the things that has kept me away from cigarettes over the years has been that I could never stand the horrors of detoxing from them again. I started just before my 13th birthday. Quit at 33. You can quit. Yes. It's terrible.

I wonder how many people have purchased this and don't have a pet? Actually, with my follows here, how many of you fuckers have a cage and no pets greater than a goldfish?

110°F and that's cooled down from a couple hours ago. Doing a little tidying up our here while there is light. Set up the swamp cooler. I insisted it was stupid when we bought it. But, when pointed to underneath the table it creates a pocket of cooler air that cools waist down

This was found in an old container of convention schwag. Some porn conference or something. It's made of the same material as a lot of cock rings and such. But as you can see it is way too small to put on your dick. Anyone have any idea what this is for?

I wouldn't normally post shit like this but it was a struggle to get 300 days in a row. And I can't really recommend Duolingo. I have learned hiragana katakana and more kanji than I ever really wanted to. But they are really weak on vocabulary. And Japanese needs a lot. To often they use loan word

Let's normalize cis guys on testosterone therapy calling it "gender affirming care" in support of our transmen brothers. After all, it's what it fucking is.

I have friends who go to BearUnion at Slammer every. fucking. time. Because they love the dick that is there for it.

BearUnion@bearunion.bsky.social · last mo.

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You can count on Club Pittsburgh. Every damn time!!

Club Pittsburgh@clubpittsburgh.bsky.social · last mo.

There's fucking bears fucking everywhere

Anyone have those guys that you have to click away from fast when you are jerking because you know they will make you cum WAY too fast? Yeah? This is one of mine. I have to save him until I'm ready to pop. unf.

Pup Tucker 🐶@pupperstucker.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Jerk your dick til you cum and then jerk it a little bit more

New frames and prescription!! Going back to the 90s and 00s!!!

I made sushi tonight for dinner. ずし です

I'm going tonight! How about you? In town for Heat Wave? Cum feed da bears!

BearUnion@bearunion.bsky.social · 2mo ago

See @tangofoxtr0t.bsky.social check what you’re packing and just assumes the position…what do you do? TONIGHT! Cathedral City! Cruise CCBC during Heat Wave 8p - 4a! bearcumunion.com/cathedralcity

I'm looking to expand CumUnion's coverage this summer. YOU can be a part of it. Do you live in an area with a legal play venue that doesn't have a CumUnion party? Let us know you want one! And even better, ask your venue to have one! Your voice is a lot louder than you think with them!

yeah. It's like that.

Way back in the day. On LiveJournal, I would on occasion post something horrifically offense. Something my friends would laugh at. But, people who followed me not knowing me, would be horrified. I called it my self cleaning friends list. People would show themselves the door, saving me time.