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@goronic.bsky.social
Howdy howdy! I'm Gorp! I'm a cartoon opossum who eats garbage and draws weird animals in underpants :D • he/him • 34 • asexual • 🔞 not for minors 🔞 • ----- ☕: https://ko-fi.com/goronic
Slightly late, but here's an underwerewolf. Merry Christmas! :D #GorpArt #FurryArt
Gᴏʀᴘ ▸ᴘᴀɴᴛsʟᴇss ᴘᴜʀᴘʟᴇ ᴘᴏssᴜᴍ◂@goronic.bsky.social · 9mo agoGoing ahead and posting this now just in case I accidentally get too lazy to finish it. He's mad that I didn't start drawing him until November started. :D #GorpArt
Here's some old bowsers from 2014, 2017, and 2018.
And I just found this old doodle from last year where I was playing around with clothes for him, and also I wanted to make him rude to match a rude fox I'd drawn. (I think I forgot that my characters have 4-fingered hands, because that's not how I usually draw 'em flipping you off. Oops!) #GorpArt
Gᴏʀᴘ ▸ᴘᴀɴᴛsʟᴇss ᴘᴜʀᴘʟᴇ ᴘᴏssᴜᴍ◂@goronic.bsky.social · 2d ago
And I just found this old doodle from last year where I was playing around with clothes for him, and also I wanted to make him rude to match a rude fox I'd drawn. (I think I forgot that my characters have 4-fingered hands, because that's not how I usually draw 'em flipping you off. Oops!) #GorpArt
Gᴏʀᴘ ▸ᴘᴀɴᴛsʟᴇss ᴘᴜʀᴘʟᴇ ᴘᴏssᴜᴍ◂@goronic.bsky.social · 2d ago
please buy me 50000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 cheeseburger
A store near me hasn't been able to sell any salads since the Poop Lettuce™ outbreak, so they're perpetually on sale, and now they have a sign up saying that none of their salads have ever been supplied by Taylor Farms, but I still fear the Poop Lettuce™ too much to ever buy one. Oops! :D
today I repaired both a broken lamp AND a broken toilet. Maybe next time I'll upcycle a broken toilet and turn it into a lamp 😎✨ (I will not)
Oh, I should probably switch my phone browser to waterfox too, but I've been lazy. Mobile firefox had been getting slow lately, and today I learned it's because the "shake phone to generate page summaries" feature had enabled itself despite having "block AI enhancements" turned on. :'D
my favorite food ever is whatever meat and veggies I have on hand turned into a big stew yum yum
hey, which one of you knocked on my door forcing me to wake up from my perfectly good and normal dream about Jimmy Neutron trying to escape back to earth because his rotting corpse was being used as a marionette to entertain rich aliens? Nobody was there when I was awake enough to answer it. >:C
Have you drawn your dudes in underwear today?
i'm not really hungry but i want to eat but there's nothing that i wanna eat send help
rUDE! One of my lamps broke so I need to replace the bulb socket, which gives me an excuse to finally spend $8 to switch it out for one with a pull-chain, which is something I've wanted to do for a long time. Rude???
Gorp's one (1) thought for today: Oh. Huh. It's been a long time since I watched MST3K. What was the brain guy called? It was probably like "The Observer" or something, but I also remember it being funny? ... *looks it up* ... *It's literally "Brain Guy" (but also Observer)*
I wish I was a tree-dwelling bug-eating critter. With all of the bats and frogs around here, they must really like our trees and bugs. I'm jealous.
I wish i had 1000 computers in different locations that each had different hardware and software, and maybe even different OSes, and whose browsers weren't synced, because it's easy to get distracted when my drawing desk is also my gaming desk and also my browsing desk and also my TV desk. :'D
Gorp's one (1) thought for today: I miss the computer speakers I had in the 90s and 00s. …Wait. I'd hate them nowadays. Why do I miss them? Oh, I don't miss the speakers. I miss being one of half a dozen kids gathered around to watch someone play a Flash game. …Isn't that why we have streaming?