// that’s a joke by the way. The joke is the absurdity of left handedness being gross Imagine being prosecuted for being left handed Now if you’ll excuse me, I got to go attend a witch trail to see if I float
The Creeper (Jack Ryder)
@gothamcreeper.bsky.social
My name is Jack Ryder. I make trouble for a living. I like making trouble. Trouble opens people's eyes. I suppose it was only a matter of time before trouble came looking for me.
But can you write much with your right arm?
𝓝𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽 𝓛𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽@neonfangs.bsky.social · 2mo ago<- Can walk but can't left much with her left arm
“Anyways, I beat up Condiment King all the time. I still have a grudge over the Big Belly Burger incident. THOSE WERE MY ANIMAL STYLE FRIES!”
Fun fact! Each of these are personally tested by The Deep.
ᴠᴏᴜɢʜᴛ@voughtcorprate.bsky.social · 2mo agoSpeaking of Dildos: We’ve got a 69% clearance sale going on for some of your favourite official Vought Dildos! There’s never been a better time to buy Homelander’s ‘Star Spangled Banger’, the Deep’s ‘Flounder Pounder’, Black Noir’s ‘Silent Screamer’ or Queen Maeve’s ‘Mighty Mount’.
I just realized. She’s named Firecracker and she’s a white chick with red hair
“OH MY GOD! LOOK AT THAT! I know that shadow. I know that shape!
“The Deep isn’t gay. He is a proud pescasexual ligma male.”
“Samuel 18:25 The price for the bride is 100 foreskins!”
“HA HA HA HA! YOU WANT CHAOS? I’ll show you chaos.”
“Hey. What do you call a French dude who gets the electric chair?”
“And be sure to purchase the Crispy Flounder Fish Sandwich! The Deep loves it! Especially with extra Deep Sauce!”
ᴠᴏᴜɢʜᴛ@voughtcorprate.bsky.social · 4mo agoGo grab a bite to eat, and put a Big Homie in your mouth at Vought Burger! All burgers are made using 100% American beef. The Big Homie meal starts at only $5.99!
“God, this drive thru at Subway is taking FOREVER!”
“Have those two fucked yet? Or as they say on Krypton…” screams loudly and imitates an explosion
Listen. You keep setting me up for these jokes.