BRUCE WAYNE.
@gothamshadow.bsky.social
"I know this. I've been here before. Yes. 𝙔𝙚𝙨, 𝙂𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙢... I shall become 𝙖 𝙗𝙖𝙩." [ #DCRP, independent portrayal, 20+, penned and loved by 𝙳𝚎𝚎! occasionally impersonated by Leo ]
The GPS shows that he seems to be heading back home. Yes, almost.
☠︎ howdy, fraggers!~ CZAR here (they/them, 18+) this is a canon-inspired Lobo portrayal with my own lore, AUs & crossover nonsense~~~expect violence, dark humor, and cosmic chaos! adults only, if you've got a bounty or a plot come say hi!
// that was my mistake. i forgot the Chief Editor is Lois and Perry is running for mayor. don't yell at me, Prime
Oh, no. Don't do it yourself. Get Clark to help. Otherwise, it'll explode. [It shouldn't, under trained hands. Which Jon's were not. They were disastrous hands.]
……. I’m sold on the idea — This is going to be a thing ! ILL BUILD IT MYSELF IF I HAVE TO. { A horrible turn of events if it comes down to it }
This may be the after effect of fighting for control against Azmer and Barbatos at the same time ...
[A nod of approval came from the other man, lips quirking.] A spaceship. Very good. That is very unique. It will suit you well. ...especially if the bathroom is painted like space. Black holes. Stars. Planets.
……. …… { eyes narrow into slits } IVE GOT IT — A SPACESHIP —! { is this even possible —? }
All good ideas. But, think bigger. A transformers toilet. Plane. Car. Optimus Prime...
…… Hmmm —…. A race car — No … A plane …? Nope ….. { He’s genuinely thinking about this— }
Yes. Rise up. Let your imagination run free. The future is now.
……….. I have so many ideas —
Enlightened. Inspired. Illuminated. Motivated. Find out what you are, son. Then shape your toilet into it.
. . . . I … DONT KNOW HOW TO FEEL ABOUT THIS—
Yes. Branding is important. Branding is all we are.
. . . . . { a plethora of emotions are running through him } I — ……… you …. SHAPED —?!
Sure do. It's shaped like a bat.
. . . . You have a bat toilet —?
... That last smoke bomb turned out to be glitter. It's pink.