just woke up from a lil nap and my man brought me snacks and queued up Twilight 🙂‍↕️🥰🌧️

my darling surprised me with a spontaneous dinner at one of my favourite restaurants 🥹

"the grass is always greener on the other side" well the grass is also greener where you bury a body so...

"why don't you ask chatgpt" "try asking grok" "oh maybe use meta ai" bitch I will stand in a dark room and chant "Bloody Mary" 3 times & ask her before I'd even think about using ai tf

"why don't you ask chatgpt" "try asking grok" "oh maybe use meta ai" bitch I will stand in a dark room and chant "Bloody Mary" 3 times & ask her before I'd even think about using ai tf

hot take: Gale should have died in Scream 6

oh how the autumn breeze calls to me 🌬️🍂🪾

almost a decade with this wonderful man and he's still as attentive, romantic, and sweet as he was when we first got together, I'm so incredibly lucky 🥹🖤

being pampered after getting railed 🥰

sorry for horny posting on the skyline it will happen again

mood:

🦇Victoria🦇@gothvic.bsky.social · last yr.

Currently going FERAL 👩🏻→🐺

having a cheeky little ice-cream break after getting pounded into the mattress 🤭🍦

20 days until our Halifax trip 🖤✈️ 🌊🦞✨

excited for colourful trees, pumpkin patches, the cool breeze, apple orchards, crunchy leaves, cloudy skies, cozy sweaters, apple cider, spooky decor, and Halloween 🍂🪾🌙🎃🦇👻🍂

patiently waiting for sweater weather 🌬️🍂

my darling surprised me with some of my favourite snacks & a new drink just because he knows I love Ghostface 🥹🖤

excited for colourful trees, pumpkin patches, the cool breeze, apple orchards, crunchy leaves, cloudy skies, cozy sweaters, apple cider, spooky decor, and Halloween 🍂🪾🌙🎃🦇👻🍂

love sending my man spicy texts while he's at work, even though he already fucked me into a coma before leaving the house 🤭🔥

post-sex naps & waking up at midnight 🤭😋

nothing like relaxing to the sounds and smells of rain after cleaning the house 🌧️🖤🥹

rainy Sundays 🌧️🥰

our ball python just dunked her food into her water dish like some kind of goddamn cookie in a glass of milk 😭 wtf Nadja 🐍

🦇🎃🍂👻🪦👻🍂🎃🦇 tbh (thinkin bout halloween) 🦇🎃🍂👻🪦👻🍂🎃🦇

🦇🎃🍂👻🪦👻🍂🎃🦇 tbh (thinkin bout halloween) 🦇🎃🍂👻🪦👻🍂🎃🦇

I'll honour Dolly Parton by having big boobs & reading big books I'll honour Tim Curry by scaring weak men & wearing exaggerated makeup 🦋🫦🖤

me outside our local Spirit Halloween

Eric Andre's 'Let Me In' Meme

Alt: Eric Andre's 'Let Me In' Meme

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sorry, I'm busy emotionally attaching myself to inanimate objects at the thrift store again... 🧸 🗝️ 🕰️

don't make unnecessary journeys don't take risks on treacherous roads and don't swim in the sea! 😭😭😭

djoyce@joycelaurie.bsky.social · 2w ago

if you are a gay icon STAY INSIDE!!! it’s DANGEROUS OUT HERE!!!!!

embracing the Pisces energy of tonight's full moon for my incantations & rituals 🐟✨♓✨ 🌕 ✨♓✨🐟

Roku my eyes hurt from crying wtf 😭🖤 🫦🦋🔍🤡🎈🔍🦋🫦

🦇Victoria🦇@gothvic.bsky.social · 2w ago

Roku decided that I didn't cry enough yesterday... Don't Dream It, Be It 🫦🔍🤡🎈🔍🫦