"AS I LAY DYING ANNOUNCE SELF-TITLED ALBUM" Did we order this? Did... Did anyone order this? Waiter, could we, we hate to be a bother, but... could we just.. send this back? Pretty sure no one wants this

Oh, not much, just buying @nin.com merch while getting groceries. You know how it is.

Jimmy Eat World doing Bleed American in its entirety? Pepperidge Farm remembers. This show remembers

Imma let you finish, and then these guys are-a let you live.

Weird Al is telling me everything I know is wrong, and he's right.

Show today from 4 - 6PM, like every Sunday. Why not tune in since the gaping emptiness is threatening to get in and begin it's nefarious whispers, and only the loud music can help drown it out. Oh "where?" you asked? @cjlo.com of course

Day 2 of Festival Lourd in Gatineau and Acid Moth is doomin'it up real good. If you're around stop by and you can have cookies. No really, there are cookies upstairs with the tattooing

Okay, so you can be forgiven if you went to the last ever Family Band show in Ottawa instead of Festival Lourd. Pics or it didn't happen

Did you go to Festival Lourd in Gatineau like you were told? Weird, because you don't seem to be here. Grandmother is starting. Where are you?

It's not even July and Cancer Bats are at Pouzza Fest

And an interview live on Decibel Metal as well just in case you were wondering

The lovely peeps at CIBL asked to see / hear the premiere of FrenDZ. Not saying the metal scene in the city is uniting to become a solid force to be reckoned with, buuuuuttttt....

Wacken Metal Battle Finals in Montreal at Piranha Bar. What shows get to say they have Wacken bookers as host? That's Vancouver's @empalement.bsky.social. is that their Blue sky? Who knows?

A self edit for whores. Sometimes timing is fun

Andrew wants you to know that he cares about you so much that he took the BUS in to talk with people about upcoming shows, like Piranha Pit Fest and PFW at Piranha Bar and Rob from AnR Production and Stregoneria. All from 4 - 6PM on @cjlo.com

Told you... Festivus miracle

Burning Sanctum, Thunderor, AND Burning Witches at Piranha Bar?... It's a Festivus miracle

Ho ho ho Merry Converge-mass Montreal! And no, this show will not say Happy Converge-idays. You sound crazy right now.

Burning Asses is playing now at the Wacken Metal Battle at Piranha Bar. Wait... It's Burning Attic?! Ooooooooh, yeah that makes more sense

Thought it was a Burn the Priest show. Oh well...

Shocking news from the Bell Center, as we're learning that people sing along to Kublai Khan TX songs. More at 11

You up? At the Wacken Metal Battle now. Come out and see Wodos or there's no sex for you tonight

Look, this show doesn't want to say it was right about how all of you are still sleeping on Starbenders, buuuutttttt.....

How much floor shaking should be a concern? Asking while Black Magnet sends bass hurtling through Bar Le Ritz

Explain again how metal is not the goofiest genre of music as you look at this picture of Belphegor, with plastic swords, upsidedown crosses, super scaresome face paint, and pope skull heads on pikes. Take all the time you need.

Narcotic Wasteland, Hate, Incantation, Belphegor isn't just a weird sounding sentence from a particularly drug addled Stephen King novel. It's also happening now in MTL

EVERYONE SHUT UP ITS ALMOST @nin.com TIME IN MTL!

Mommmmm.... Burning Attic is making loud noises again...

You know Chüzo? You should

Mötörwölf is up now and they are speed rocking through. Lemmy might approve, but who can speak for God himself? Your photos are grainy! Shut up!