Graham Winstanley

@grahamwinstanley.bsky.social

Mild. Boring. Dad. Tweeting into the abyss. No hobbies.

We're in Portugal. Having a lovely time. Lots of kids wearing Benfica shirts. Second most popular is City, and third is PSG. Not seen any Utd. Hopefully the Glazers read this, realise Utd's commercial dominance is coming to an end and sell up.

Morgan Rogers cost the same amount as Argos. If I was Chelsea I would have bought Argos. They could have got every toy from the toy section and every item from the sports section before rounding it off with a nice sovereign ring from Elizabeth Duke.

I had a nightmare last night, I was a Sergeant Major in a mercenary army doing a job in Africa securing a rare earth mineral mine. Fucking chaos! Anyway, whilst I was out there, Utd decided to sell the land for the new stadium to a sister company and spent the money on Morgan Gibbs White.

I'm enjoying all these premier clubs paying hugely inflated prices and salaries for players. There's been no discernible increase in tv money, sponsorship and match day revenue so at some point these elevated fees are likely to come back and haunt the clubs paying them.

Big game on Saturday. I don't want to put pressure on the players but it's essential we retain the Snapdragon Cup. It'll be tough without Dalot and Fernandes but I'm confident the lads have it in them to come back home with the silverware!!! Glory, glory Man Utd!

Podcast dilemma. There's a one-off podcast with Kieran Maguire (who I really like) and hosted by that High Performance nobhead who used to be on BT Sport (who nobody likes). On balance, I'll probably have to give this one a miss.

Now, none us want to get involved in a price war, but come on Utd you've got to act before it's too late.

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Sunday afternoon naps can go one of two ways but luckily I've awoken from this one with zero grumpiness or grogginess. Feel like I could conquer the world right now, but I'm going to limit my ambitions to sorting out the storage room before the darts kicks off.