Rob Warner

@grailbox.com

Software developer (Java, Go, Rust, Scala, JavaScript), father of 5, LGBTQ+ advocate, hoops junkie, Celtics & Jaguars fan, fountain pen collector. He/him.

Every time I drag a window too close to the top of the screen and it goes full-screen, I think, “Gee, that is a handy feature, but not this time."

Hey Apple! Did you really auto update my Apple TV just now in the middle of the Fever game? I mean, I wasn’t using it overnight. Seems like your timing is way off.

If anyone ever asks my advice for how to be a better member of one’s community, my answer is this: Plan your days so that you don’t float wolf bait in the portalets.

Canada has 10 provinces and 3 territories. If he’s going to keep babbling about annexing Canada, can he at least acknowledge Canada’s size and structure and say “the 51st through 60th (or 63rd) states”?

I added protein powder to my oatmeal this morning. Fiber plus protein? How can I miss? Well, I might try half as much powder tomorrow, but that will be its last chance.