The Gray Gay
@graygay.bsky.social
Once called the “Etsy Ryan Reynolds.” Texas lawyer with three kids and a husband I love very much. I'm here to share a laugh or two with others, not at them.
Bentley getting white bowl service while treasure hunting
Never work with children and animals.
For years I’ve been called a “posh prick.” I prefer to think of it as accurate branding. The Great State of Texas has now made it official. POSH PRK. I’m self-aware. Just not self-improving. #OwnIt #MentionItAll
I’m not crying…you’re crying. Happy Fathers Day to all the fathers out there and all the people filling those roles whoever they be. #GaybyBoomers
“You don’t have to attend every party you’re invited to.” A hard season has taught me this: strength isn’t always standing tall. Sometimes it’s sitting in the quiet, feeling everything—and choosing not to engage. Not everything deserves a reaction. Some things deserve your peace.
Apparently the secret to good photos is not knowing you’re taking one. Every time I actually want a picture, I can’t find the camera app. This morning I reach for my coffee and it snapped this. Not mad at it. ☕️. #SheDidMeGood #NotMadAtIt #CandidCamera
Apparently the secret to good photos is not knowing you’re taking one. Every time I actually want a picture, I can’t find the camera app. This morning I reach for my coffee and it snapped this. Not mad at it. ☕️. #SheDidMeGood #NotMadAtIt #CandidCamera
Looking back isn’t always about the past. Sometimes it’s just good lighting and a better view. #NewArse #NewMe #MadeYouLook #BlackAndWhite #EditorialVibes #GrayGay #GaybyBoomer
Them” Models age out at 30.” Me: #MensStyle #LuxuryFashion #Over40Style #TimelessStyle #LouisVuitton #EditorialStyle #StyleAtAnyAge
at The Gilded Hour, a modern speakeasy soirée benefiting the Texas Center for the Missing—Houston’s Amber Alert provider. An evening of glamour with purpose, where every detail shimmered—but the mission mattered most. Showing up never goes out of style.
This isn’t a bag. Six weeks of rebuilding— crystal by crystal, detail by detail. One-of-one Birkin sculpture. Pink crystal. 18kt gold-plated hardware. Hand-finished throughout. It got me through something. Now… I can let it go.
This isn’t a bag. Six weeks of rebuilding— crystal by crystal, detail by detail. One-of-one Birkin sculpture. Pink crystal. 18kt gold-plated hardware. Hand-finished throughout. It got me through something. Now… I can let it go.
“You don’t have to attend every party you’re invited to.” A hard season has taught me this: strength isn’t always standing tall. Sometimes it’s sitting in the quiet, feeling everything—and choosing not to engage. Not everything deserves a reaction. Some things deserve your peace.
Checking in from Houston, Texas. Long day… about to disappear into a hot soak. Where in the world are you tonight? Show me the view — selfies encouraged.
He came downstairs, looked at me like this… and now I feel like I should explain myself. What did I do?
I take a lot of photos, but every now and then one feels like an actual portrait instead of just a picture. This one is mine. Bluesky friends: show me your favorite portrait of yourself. Phone selfie, studio shot, painting, AI experiment — anything. Let’s see the faces behind the feeds. 📸
I’m collecting jobs I got fired from on the first day. Where should I get fired next? Your idea might become Saturday’s episode.
I take a lot of photos, but every now and then one feels like an actual portrait instead of just a picture. This one is mine. Bluesky friends: show me your favorite portrait of yourself. Phone selfie, studio shot, painting, AI experiment — anything. Let’s see the faces behind the feeds. 📸
To all the Newskies. Welcome y’all (that means ALL y’all). If ya missed it, I’m a 50-year gay lawyer in Texas acting stupid through his midlife crisis. I've got a husband, a grown son and 2 little kids I love with all my heart. I put out love and silly content. I can't wait to get to know y’all.
…and that, dear friends, is the story of my one day as a mortician.
…and that, dear friends, is the story of my one day as a heart surgeon.
…and that, dear friends, is the story of my one day as a heart surgeon.
…and that, dear friends, is the story of my one day as a lifeguard.
…and that, dear friends, is the story of my one day as a professor.
…and that, dear friends, is the story of my one day as a lifeguard.
…and that, dear friends, is the story of my one day as a zookeeper!
…and that, dear friends, is the story of my one day as a docent.
…and that, dear friends, is the story of my one day as a Chef.