I bought cable organizers for my desk and you actually do feel 100x more powerful with organized cables
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NYC streamer on twitch.tv/ps_garak read this blog!! imightaswellexplainthejoke.com
Congrats to my friends in Michigan for the Ws, crack a Vernors in celebration
I wonder if people who aren't in straight man algorithms realize how much men are shown fictional stories as if they are literally real. I see clips of movies captioned as if they are found footage, like "Watch this man destroy his professor in an argument" and it's a Jeremy Allen White character
headfallsoff@headfallsoff.com · 22h agoi saw a really funny video that was doing the classic clip of don draper with a "how to manage your employees like an alpha" type title but it was for columbo and i have to say: do not act like columbo. it works because he is a fake guy and they wrote him to win. you will not catch the murderer
if I were in charge of a gaming award I think I would have two categories, GOTY (narrative) and GOTY (nonnarrative), but that is just a fancy way of saying GOTY (has lots of writing) and GOTY (has cool video game shit). Right now my GOTYHLOW is Perfect Tides 2 and my GOTYHCVGS is Denshattack
every now and then I remember you can just buy italian ice at the grocery store and it noticeably improves my week
A new post is here! Among other subjects we will answer the question: did anybody actually ever sleep with their milkman?
Sleeping with the Milkman
The history of jokes about history's most lascivious dairy deliverer.
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The Prisoner is cool because the protagonist dresses like a guy at The Game Awards announcing the next Call of Duty
It's almost the first Monday of the month which means, that's right, a new blog post is upon us!! Tomorrow's post is the topic that prompted the quoted post
grayson@graysond.bsky.social · 4mo agoI really enjoy researching and writing my blog but there's still a little resignation when I'm doing silly joke research and am like "fuck, I think this post requires me to read The Feminine Mystique"
At the conclusion of Hater Week I would like to state Hank Green has always struck me as a pretty trifling "I fucking love science"-type guy and if he's admitting this only after it has become "unhealthy" maybe reflect on what this says about the kind of material he has been publishing to date
Kotaku@kotaku.com · 5d agoYouTuber Hank Green Admits He Has Unhealthy Relationship With AI After Facing Backlash Over Recent Video 'The level of dopamine I've been getting from interacting with LLMs is not healthy for me,' said Green
as always bad movie night conspires to ruin Last Four Flat Fuck Friday. I'm never allowed 4 movies I liked in a row
imo this kind of behavior is directly downstream of doxxing/stalking behavior. Which was, at one point, a major social concern and we all just kind of collectively shrugged, and now the behavior has only gotten worse.
Joseph Cox@josephcox.bsky.social · last wk.so fucking tired of how socially acceptable it is, even encouraged, to film random people for no good reason at all other than clout and post it online. I cover surveillance all day every day and this shift sometimes scares me the most watch more/subscribe: www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0Sb...
Have they made astrology for gotcha days yet? Or do you just map gotcha day onto normal astrological signs. Are you a Virgo if you were adopted on September 5
I hope the zeitgeistyness of the Odyssey means people revisit The Green Knight, a movie that rules
in honor of Hater Week I would like to go on record as saying I have always disliked the workwear guy for exactly this reason
journeyman folklorist@aniceburrito.bsky.social · last wk.I have grown tired of the workwear guy. He is paying the world’s richest Nazi for the privilege of a blue check in order to provide sassy engagement in the replies of a notorious sex trafficking serial rapist. These are the actions of a dunderheaded fool
An easy way to prove that adaptation controversies are fake is I see way more discussion about adaptations than I see people actually talking about books they read during non-zeitgeist moments. This is not a thing people are invested in except as engagement bait
I think video game players need to borrow from movie watchers the disdain of sequels and remakes. "What classic game series should be remade" none and it's disgusting you'd say that
proposing that the next letterboxd replace star ratings with two ratings: "(complimentary)" and "(derogatory)"
Do you think the inventors of the post office would be glad or upset I mostly use it to receive Magic the Gathering cards
An aspect of masculinity I think is actually good is having no sympathy for health problems. If you have any kind of ailment you should be roasted for that. If you break your leg the group chat should go hiking without you and send you a photo calling you Mr No Walk
Stumbled on this old rpg book and really amused by "believable fantasy role-playing"
"I'm a sexual machine that turns women into pedophiles"
Secret Drug Addict@scrtdrugaddict.bsky.social · 2w ago
Everybody needs a hobby where you sit at a little desk and tinker with something
Called shot: Disney is going to get scared and move Doomsday to avoid getting embarrassed by Dune 3. Sorry for posting about Avengers Doomsday
Denshattack is incredible, very fun, great "skating" game and also more than the sum of its parts. "Jet Set Radio with a silly twist that you are a train" would be fun enough but this feels like completely its own thing
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Getting old is tough. It was my birthday yesterday, in fact. I won't say I'm over the hill, but my wife got me a birthday card and I thought it was the air quality index!
