This isn't a whore-house this is a whore-home

we are gonna exist over on @backup.system.grdnsys.no for a few days while we physically move the servers this instance is on so go follow us over there

Hmm Suspecting weird federation shit Testing testing Someone want to interact with this just so I know my posts are making it anywhere at all?

I need an axe

Huh yes hi. I think we have existed since before eggs.

I have tried looking into this more just to find out what the absolute fuck these benefits would even be. And the website just says it's listed in the app AFTER you register. So fuck me I guess I won't know why in the fuck they want to do this points thing unless I say yes to it

IT'S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

Are you weird or will you lose a bunch of shit that you care about if I nuke your Downloads folder while you aren't looking?

I love it when the news is all: "Amazing weather expected for [insert holiday here], don't expect to be walking around in normal formalwear for that, might want to grab a t-shirt instead" Then the forecast is this shit:

Starting to actually get some serious scruff on the chin, it's also starting to get to the bit of the year where I can wear croptops and shit without freezing my tits off.

[Stupid, hypnokink, stereotyping] In this essay I will detail why transfems are so easily hypnotised The thinking is offloaded to the thinkpads.

I fucking love it when I want to fuck about in the dystopian future and one of my crew gets stuck in the fucking Viking era without cellular coverage instead. Smh #time-traveler-problems

Fix your time machine @JonathanBeak #time-traveler-posting

We are back up after the security thing!

Here is your regularly scheduled reminder that following this account is mostly pointless. Go follow the people you wanna actually see from our system. This account just gets a highlight reel boosted all at once like once in a blue moon.

someone just talked about our old host internally as "john garden"

With that post, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created.

Who needs Artificial Intelligence to help write your resume when you have a fiancé with Genuine Stupidity and paperwork autism.

have some shit I said a few days ago (or yesterday) me: "today feels like an 'enough caffiene to kill a horse' day" "please don't kill yourself?" "i'm not killing myself! i'm killing the horse"

here is a periodic reminder that we have a backup account for when we are idiots and take this instance down go follow @lawn also we moved it from tech.lgbt but thats where emergency posting will happen from -luce

[Lewd?] "Have any cool guys inside of you?"

There is absolutely noone in our system who has a fursona. Which is honestly somewhat impressive. Surprised that hasn't happened yet.

Bsky test post please ignore

What we had for dinner? That's right! It goes in the memory hole. Negative self talk? That's right! It goes in the memory hole. Half the other things in our life? That's right! It goes in the memory hole.

Det at jeg quoter dette med denne kontoen tror jeg gjelder som en spøk uten at jeg gjør mye mer RE: https://gaysex.cloud/notes/akxzvb2q690k0003

Buying energy drinks that taste like cat piss and battery acid combined instead of the fruity stuff I normally drink to get me in the mood for playing Cyberpunk tomorrow #cyberpunk

vi nærmer oss en ny måned så her er en tråd med det som skjer i mai den 9 mai kjører vi på med en ny digital hangout mer info her: https://plural.no/arrangement/2026/digital-plural-hangout-9-mai/