Spaghetti Queen 🍝👑
@greatgabesy.bsky.social
31 and sometimes full of cum, but mainly cursed thoughts tbh NSFW / 🇵🇷🇵🇸🏳️🌈 / ChicagHOLE
Licherally at work for the second time today and it’s DRAGGINGGGGG 😭
Anyways back to my shit posting/brain rot~ Long medication names make me laugh and their commercials are even better LMAO 😭
A Letter I’ll Never Send In my healing I learned that being selfish, within reason, is okay. Especially to those who’ve hurt you. I’m no stranger to hurt and I wouldn’t wish it on anyone; I suppose that’s why I kept the small shred of people pleasing alive. To spare you and others the hurt I felt.
I KNOW my dick game strong; after 5 months, dude is STILL MAD I don’t wanna dick him down on the regular bc all he did was reek of alcohol every attempt at a date and when he WAS SOBER it was to fuck and that’s it. So I slang dick bc I’m single and was feeling toppy; I shoulda stayed hating men
Kinda thankful for the lil fall fest outside my apartment bc I can go grab nachos and funnel cakes as munchies when I inevitably get high as fuck :D
This restaurant I’m in is playing a channel that is SPECIFICALLY family feud family introductions 😭
Gonna buy the iPhone Duo so I can goon on two different sites at once 😍
*stays extra and manages to convert our store into both medical and recreational* Owner: BRO you’re a life saver! Boss: FR, I could KISS you rn my guy, but I’m the gm and my girl & hr would kill me~ “Straight” CW: I’ll do it! Owner of the company & my boss: we know 🤭 LMAO I love my job 😭
Workout done and also I just throw ass/hips/bones to anything tbh 😛💕
To my neighbors who just heard porn play through my Bluetooth speaker: I’m so sorry To the guy who just came like a cannon and was moaning very loudly: hii call me 😍
I’m not above smacking the absolute dog shit out of you if you’re old and racist~ “Happy Mexican Independence Day!” “Thank you, but I’m Puerto Rican :)” “It’s all the same though, isn’t it??” ….
I’m still lowkey super upset that Taco Bell (by me) got rid of their breakfast 😔
Finally off auto pilot and have TWO (2) consecutive days off 🫦🥴
Guy I volunteer with: “Idk if you heard, but I’m bi now; after 45 years of lying to myself I’ve finally said it.” Me: “Ayy hell yeah~ Anytime is the right time imo!” Him: “Thank you! Don’t worry it doesn’t mean I’m horny for anything that walks!” *spends two days flirting w/ me* I’m TIRED 😭
Whoever invented the sweet tarts gummies needs to get their ass ATEEE 🥴
*explaining to new hire about work stuff* Me: remember that we get 40%, we get samples every Friday, AND you ALWAYS paint dl trade! Boss: Gabe?!!? Me: you right! *turns to new hire* unless they pay you then you- Boss: go home please Me: okayyy 💕✨😍 THIS is what happens when I work 10 days in a row 😛
Does every gay fall in love with their lesbian? Asking for me 😛
And on the day my mom prematurely pushed me outtt? This might finally make me buy a switch 2 👀👀
Wario64@wario64.bsky.social · 2w agoThe Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time remake out Nov 5th
Me when y’all put somebody I don’t like on the skyline:
Snap said: remember when you were dating that ugly abusive disgusting excuse of a man POS dude 7 years ago?? :D