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Whatchagonnado with a woman and child raping crook when you are Constitutionally charged with advice and consent for nominees? 🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️
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Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · yesterdayCornyn: "There's nothing we could do to rein in the president"
Centrists and never trumpers squealing about creeping SoCiAlIsM since the NY DSA wins are curiously mute when it comes to CORPORATE SOCIALISM - a multi billion drag on our nation providing value only to company shareholders at taxpayer expense. Admit it: You're fine w/socialism that helps corps.
Judd Legum@juddlegum.bsky.social · last wk.1. American taxpayers are spending $2 BILLION every year providing Medicaid benefits to hundreds of thousands of employees of Amazon and Walmart, a new analysis by Popular Information reveals.
Everything, and I do mean EVERYTHING, Trump puts his decaying mitts on turns to complete shit. Truly the reverse Midas touch.
Ron Filipkowski@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 4w agoTrump couldn’t just leave the US team alone in the World Cup. Just had to get involved. At least the Knicks had other games to make up for Trump’s curse in Game 3.
Something broke in this country...I blame LIBRULS at the weather service 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
Linda Holmes@lindaholmes.bsky.social · last mo.Ha ha I hate it here
FER GODSSAKES PODCASTERS, IT'S PRONOUNCED ZEENS NOT ZIGHNS 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
Sure, Kegsbreath is a white christian nationalist who's deeply insecure & who despises high achieving women, especially non-white ones. Let's not forget about the crap ton of well regarded 3- & 4-star generals who've been put out to pasture. All to use the military to seize power? Seems plausible..
Seth Abramson@sethabramson.bsky.social · last mo.Pete Hegseth is removing or blocking the promotions of all military officers who he has determined would not participate in an illegal pro-Trump self-coup (auto-coup) in 2028. You can believe me now or believe me in 2028. Either way, stop seeing what Hegseth is doing as random.
Even Fake Jesus cannot raise Trump from the dead of his afternoon sleepies...
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last mo.PAULA WHITE: Nobody has stood up like you have stood up TRUMP: *sitting* *asleep*
Dude can't handle a reflecting pool without wrecking it. You're a braver ape than I if you take any of these rides.
Jamie Schler@lifesafeast.bsky.social · last mo.What’s the Ferris wheel equivalent of Desmodesmus algae? 😳
You have to work hard to find a harder war cheerleader than ms Lindsey, who's DEFINITELY not compensating for anything with his flagging erection for warmongering. Happy to put American lives at risk so he can feel/look manly. Our ME meddling only pads defense Cos bottom line, we see zero benefit.
Republicans Against Trumpism@rpsagainsttrump.bsky.social · 2mo agoLindsey Graham: “I spent 4.5 hours with President Trump on Friday Here’s what I think will happen next. If this deal fails, Trump is gonna take over the Strait of Hormuz by force. The US will control the Strait of Hormuz. We’ll charge a fee for all those who go through to pay for the operation”
I keep thinking about Trump's and Kegsbreath's insufferable preening about DEPARTMENT OF WAR, WARFIGHTER LETHALITY, & THEY'RE DEFEATED MILITARILY while we're slinking away with our tails between our legs, beaten by a "lesser" foe that has leverage it didn't have before this failure was launched.
Jen Rubin@jenrubin.bsky.social · 2mo agoTrump and his bumbling negotiators did not force Iran to end its nuclear program or turn over enriched materials.
Big Birthday Boy desperate to strut like he's a winner* before heading out to watch fit, sweaty men beat each other for the opportunity to be felt up by the president as he praises their body. Totally not gay. *WE lost here, I'm afraid. I suspect we'll confirm that when Iran details emerge.
Hoodlum 🇺🇸@nothoodlum.bsky.social · 2mo agoHow long do you think this will last? BTW: there’s no confirmation from Iran.
Not only is this a birthday party for The Big Strong Special Boy, desecrating memorial spaces and having sweaty nearly naked men fight it out for the privilege of being felt up by the president, it's also yet another trump family grift. However much you hate this klan, you don't hate em enough.
Zach Everson@zacheverson.com · 2mo agoUFC Gives Trump Crypto Venture An Interest-Free Loan— 1. UFC gives World Liberty cash 2. World Liberty gives fighters USD1 3. World Liberty invests UFC’s cash in Treasuries and pockets the interest.
It should be common knowledge at this point that Everything Trump Touches Dies #ETTD, thankfully for the Knicks it was only a single game and just delayed the inevitable. Congrats to NYC and to the Knicks!
Prem Thakker ツ@premthakker.bsky.social · 2mo agoGenuinely hilarious that the only game they ended up losing in 2 entire months was when that decrepit mango showed up
Always with the vivid imagery, this Rothkopf character 🤣🤣🤣
David Rothkopf@djrothkopf.bsky.social · 2mo agoThis UFC event is the colostomy bag on the decaying hulk of the Trump presidency.
Capitalism appears to be winning, sadly for non trillionaires...dude should be in jail for his multitude of crimes.
Naomi Klein@naomiaklein.bsky.social · 2mo agoThoughts on the market’s first manufactured trillionaire.
Why do all of these maxxing biohacking freaks look like a wet animal skin draped over the skeleton of a burned out car and shrinking in the hot sun?
Mina Kimes@minakimes.bsky.social · 2mo ago….better hair?
Of course Kegsbreath would take his dozen or so snot-nosed progeny to Normandy on the taxpayer dime to watch him make a stupid/irrelevant point about migration, shitting on the memory of people who liberated Europe from the nazis in the process.
Dan Lamothe@danlamothe.bsky.social · 2mo agoHegseth at Normandy: "Sadly, today, different European beaches are stormed by different dangerous ideologies. Beaches in Spain and Italy and Greece and Bulgaria. Boats and men arrive. When will European capitals do something about that invasion? Or is it too late? I pray not, and I believe not."
Like everything else Trump touches, what could be a unifying, educational, and fun celebration of our 250th will instead be a grievance filled whinefest for the narcissistic little terror with shitty parents incapable of meeting his insatiable and undeserved need to feel better than everyone.
Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 2mo ago
"Mind" is doing a LOT of work here. Voting is more of a conditioned reflex than a conscious action. These people absolutely hate the country the way it is and they believe in nothing, so they vote for the craziest mfers to tear it all down.
Parker Molloy@parkermolloy.com · 3mo agoWith Thomas Massie losing his seat, let's revisit this 2017 quote from him giving us a look into the mind of the GOP voter: web.archive.org/web/20170315...
MASSIVE FUCKING COPE HERE...🤡🤡🤡🤡 THE DOG FARTED IT WAS DEFINITELY NOT ME!
Ron Filipkowski@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 3mo agoSure he was, dude. What a pathetic loser.
Dem pols need to be asked for their plans to target the admin for investigation and public shaming. The court of public opinion is more powerful than these cowards grasp!
András Tóth-Czifra@minczifra.bsky.social · 4mo agoPerhaps Magyar's most important promise, and the one that certainly resonates with voters: "never again a country without consequences!" The crowd chants: "To prison! To prison!" [with the corrupt officials of the outgoing government]
In 2024, the "couch" got more votes than the winner ie more people didn't vote at all. Everyone, and I mean EVERYONE, is needed to even start to right the ship of America. It starts now, preparing for the 2026 primaries. It's here when we winnow out weak kneed establishment dems who won't fight!
Matt Steinglass@mattsteinglass.bsky.social · 4mo agoRegret to inform everyone that Peter Magyar beat the world’s smartest illiberal populist in large measure by working incredibly hard for 2 straight years, meaning the rest of us are just going to have to get off our asses and do shit rather than just complaining.
Raise your ✋if you are like me and are sofa king tired of this 🐂💩.
Eric Michael Garcia@ericmgarcia.bsky.social · 4mo agoTrump goes after Pope Leo XIV, saying he is "WEAK on Crime, and terrible for Foreign Policy" says "And I don’t want a Pope who criticizes the President of the United States because I’m doing exactly what I was elected, IN A LANDSLIDE, to do."
If the soup brained fool tacos after this monster threat, he's gonna look like a bigger fool than usual. If he follows thru, tons of primary & secondary casualties plus a lengthy global recession as a bonus. Makes one wonder if that's the assignment he's carrying out...
George Pearkes@peark.es · 4mo agoGibberish closely related to war crimes
