"...What in the..." *Well, this is certainly a surprise...* "...Thank you?"
INCOMING ARIAN WITH A BUNCH OF MARACAS, OUTFITS AND MUSIC DVDS-
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"...What in the..." *Well, this is certainly a surprise...* "...Thank you?"
INCOMING ARIAN WITH A BUNCH OF MARACAS, OUTFITS AND MUSIC DVDS-
"For a later date? Why is- Ah, no! Now I get it! I think!" *...He doesn't.*
βMake sure to save some for a later date, by the way.β
"Thanks hermana! I'll be sure to enjoy every bite!" "Ah, what am I saying! I can't just keep all this for myself!"
βYeah! Itβs definitely made for you, hermano!β
"Huh, I can only guess who that's for!"
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"Y'know, for a birthday, this is kinda boring... like... no gifts at all? not even a card?" *...Amigo you've been gone for what might just be months, what did you expect?*
"The mall? nuh uh! no way am I heading out today! I've got things to do! Like uh..." *C'mon Amigo! think of a good excuse!* "...Sleeping in?" *...You were so close to getting away with it.*
βGet in, weβre going to the mall, Valentine's Day shopping.β
"...There is now!" *THAT'S LITTERALLY NOT HOW IT WORKS, AMIGO!!!*
βTHEREβS NO SUCH THING AS 25/7?!β
"...I-I do NOT go there 24/7!" "...I go there 25/7!" *THAT'S NOT EVEN POSSIBLE!?!?*
βWaffle House was never great to begin with. I fail to see why Amigo goes there 24/7.β
"...That... makes sense... I think I understand..." *Sigh* "So long as it's not a banana costume, right?"
"Yes! A few of us are wearing dresses, actually. Me, and two of my other partners." Pause. "Uh.. not to get suoer personal or anything, but yeah! Wear whatever you want to!"
"...Wait you are?" "...Well if you say so... I guess..."
"Bro you're talking to the guy who's wearing a dress to his own wedding. I do not see it."
"It's EMBARRASSING! okay!? do I have to say anything else!?!?"
"I don't actually??"
"I just know he can do better than me, that's for sure!"
β...You sure? What makes you believe he can take care of Pansear?β
"I uh... dunno about that... I've got my career and all to deal with..." "Heeeeey! maybe Yamigo can handle it!"
βIβve... Iβve been pondering very hard if I should have you... yβknow... be Pansearβs new trainer? Considering Iβve been fixated with my partner more than the little guy.β
"...J-Just never bring this up again! not to anyone!"
"Yeah?? I don't get whats the big deal."
"...YOU CAN'T TELL!?!?" "Big ears, big eyes! Sure the head shape is wrong but it's still the same size!" "HOW CAN YOU NOT TELL!?!?!?"
πͺ½β...How so?β
"T-THE DRESS LOOKED GOOD ON ME!?!?" "...I think I'm gonna pass out..."
"It means that you nailed the look, dude. It looked good on you."
"...THEY LOOK NOTHING ALIKE!?!?" "If anything Pansear looks more like ME!"
πͺ½βHmmm... but is it on the same level as your sister not beating the Pansear comparison allegations?β
"I.... no! that's not what I meant at all!" "I just get REALLY embarrassed when people bring that outfit up!"
πͺ½β...Am I not allowed to share my views?β