ZOO FACTS: no squirrel has ever made it to old age
Greeneville Zoo
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Big news! We now have our very own teen wolf on display, at least until the Department of Social Services steps in.
Our eagle hatchling accidentally imprinted on intern Gavin and now does nothing but smoke cigarettes in her nest and complain about management
Our cobra will be taking a well earned holiday. In the interim, we will be featuring non-stop screenings of the 1986 Sylvester Stallone classic, Cobra.
Here at Greeneville Zoo we do things a little differently. All of our animals (yes even the snakes) wear socks, for example.
Anyone who tuned into the Croc Cam Livestream today is eligible to receive three complementary therapy sessions.
Despite what you may have seen on TV, our hippos do not appreciate it when you feed them marbles
Smoke in the park isn't from wildfires. The landscapers punctured a vape with a rototiller and set the eucalyptus shed on fire. Everyone suspects the koalas.
If you like Jimothy the raccoon you’ll love cuddly Robert our giant water bug who suffers from asthma
It’s World Snake day! Today and today only, toxic males get in free
The bodycams on our Meerkat handlers are for the protection of our Meerkkat handlers.
Have you always wondered what marmots do in their spare time? Ride the tram through our exciting exhibit: Marmotville, USA.
The Kraken wasn't released. The Kraken left. Perhaps you've heard of free will? Also, shelter in place.
The old zoo is dying; the new zoo struggles to be born. Please take a moment to fill out our visitor feedback survey.
At 2 pm, meet our science communicators in the main amphitheatre! Clyde and Mariam will answer your nature and ecology questions, from "Can we eat Bigfoot?" to "May we eat Bigfoot?”
Until our chimpanzees stop eating bananas that way, their HBO subscription has been cut off.
We will be relaunching our wildly popular “Feed A Giraffe” program! We will be discontinuing our wildly unpopular “Clean Up After A Giraffe” program.
Technically we don’t have a Capybara. We had to move Barbara from finance into an enclosure because she bit Gavin again.
Please stop making documentaries about being catfished by our hyrax.
If it’s been a while since you visited the Zoo, it’s time to come back and marvel at The Wonderful World of Worms.
Sloths move slowly due to a plant based, low calorie diet. It's simple metabolic adaptation. Their handler moves slowly due to a high calorie, hamburger based diet. They are not the same.
None of our raccoons are named Bandit. Please stop using this harmful stereotype. They didn't ask to be born with eye masks. And they certainly don't live a life of crime, except for Ronnie, who was framed.
Rumors that our tapir is "just a hog in Groucho Marx glasses" are mostly unfounded
Our chimp Bonzo has entered the Witness Protection Program. Long story.
Do not accept demo tapes from the red pandas unless you're a record label executive with a fondness for Norwegian death metal.
Bring us your used motor oil this weekend to receive free admission and help us top up the Tar Pit.