Greg Technology ❪⎷❫

@greg.technology

my portfolio: https://tandy.link/s/greg.technology

the skinny apartment is IMMORTALIZED in this excellent doc about infrastructure. see it if you get the opportunity. it is incredible and amidst the beauty you will be jumpscared by many of your favorite ridgewood rippers and skinny alumni. walid, drucker, and for a handful of seconds, me hahaha

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2026 Kentucky Derby results: 1. 🐎 2. 🐎 3. 🐎 4. 🐎 5. 🐎 6. 🐎 7. 🐎 8. 🐎 9. 🐎 10. 🐎 11. 🐎 12. 🐎 13. 🐎 14. 🐎 15. 🐎 16. 🐎 17. 🐎 18. 🐎

the jews.com billboards are about jesus, i am 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000% kidding. "Jews.com is open about its purpose: to invite Jewish people to reconsider who Jesus is" (in the footer) i am floored. l'shana tova.

coming soon: port authority 🚌 the best, best usb hub for engineers and their smart tools. 100% open source, stackable, and designed for getting real hardware into your automated test loop.

the best, best usb hub for engineers and their smart tools. 100% open source, stackable, and designed for getting real hardware into your automated test loop.

zoom's business model: - b̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶b̶e̶s̶t̶ - b̶e̶ ̶b̶e̶l̶o̶v̶e̶d̶ ̶b̶y̶ ̶u̶s̶e̶r̶s̶ ̶w̶o̶r̶l̶d̶w̶i̶d̶e̶ - d̶o̶ ̶g̶o̶o̶d̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶n̶g̶s̶ - be annoying

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it's cool that you can just write "9192631770" and link to a wikipedia page and like, nobody needs more information, everybody knows what you mean. i wonder what 9192631770 hz really sounds like. probably sounds like my tinnitus.

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i made a version of oye como va that lasts three hours by looping at certain points (like the "infinite jukebox" used to) - so it sounds like the song, it just goes on and on would you watch if i dance to it on youtube. like would you pay one dollar. would you venmo me one dollar if i danced.

a 48khz sample of audio is ~0.02 milliseconds, or ~20µs long if each sample is a 32 bit float, and you have two samples for stereo, that's 3 million bits of audio per second. which means your non-stereo mouth produces a million bits per sec every time you speak (and when you don't). pass it on.