Greg Technology ❪⎷❫

@greg.technology

my new portfolio: https://tandy.link/s/greg.technology

alternative reality where people went to space super early after newton and way before einstein and as they kept going faster and faster, they would feel like newton's laws were less and less accurate and couldn't figure out why "but newton was always right before!!" Enlightenment Gravity.

where can i bring in my macbook pro to have its keyboard professionally cleaned/made new like every little key washed (not by hand, but), all the gunk removed, etc. i understand i could/should do it but say i'm 4% scared of breaking a plastic knob. in nyc preferably

opposite chekhov’s gun: a movie about guns, but none are fired. they keep using bows and arrows. they fight by whistling. the guns are everywhere and they all know how to shoot them really well, but they defer to solving conflict with tic tac toe.

there are at least two kinds of movies: the one where they kick everyone with their legs, and the other kind with the bullets and also every movie has to be extremely loud, otherwise it doesn’t count thank you imax!