Dear Oomf, I wanna gag. I wanna choke. I want you to touch that lil dangly thing that swing in the back of my throat.
Koh The Nutt Stealer
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[He/Him] Late 30s. NSFW. Black. Queer. Aaliyah, Buffy, horror, travel, writing, dick… Vampire slaying, earthbending witch. Digidestined. Dark, Ground and Dragon type trainer. Business inquiries: P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
Not this man about to give himself tetanus cuz he decided to push his bare booty hole up against a rusty pole in a public place. Not even Jesus is strong enough to save some of y’all, nor is Darwinism doing its thing enough. Cuz why would you do that?!
I will always rewatch a [horror] movie that I hated in the first watch because I’m of the mind my opinion will change. I’m trying to give ILWYDLS (2025) another chance and it somehow got worse? lol
“Butt card” just sounds so funny and ridiculous to me lol
Any of you hussies available to help me evolve my Scyther and Porygon? 🤓
There should be more tiddies on this Tuesday.
Should people taking up 15-20 minutes in a work meeting to talk about T*yl*r S**ft be considered workplace harassment or workplace violence? Cuz we are here to discuss business not that mediocre woman. This meeting could’ve been a damn email.
The amount of money scammers and identity thieves make has me considering some things…
Monday Night Shalpha Hunt results. Need someone to help evolve Scyther to Scizor.
I’ve been so busy with work that I just threw all my laundry on my bed. Then I went to cook and now that I want to plop my ass onto my bed I can’t cuz of the massive pile of laundry that I now have to fold and [maybe] put away.
Did I manifest the return of MySpace with all my tweets and skeets over the years? But I want it to be OG MySpace, not MySpace 2.0 which sucked. Let me put my coding skills back to work with my profile. Bring back Top 8.
So my job title changed; but it changed because they hired someone else making a lot more money than me into a role with the exact same title. So they “had” to change my title. And they are bending over backwards to find ways to justify it to me so that I don’t raise hell. I’m just done lol
Goooood morning. This is your reminder to drink water, moisturize, and mind your own damn business. Have the day you deserve 💙☀️
Watching a documentary on Hurricane Katrina and I’m pissed off. Not at all surprised by the racism that was displayed, but I don’t remember hearing about a lot of what happened. My heart is breaking for all of the victims all over again.
Since I work from home it only makes sense to clean during the week during my work hours since this is technically my office, cuz who cleans their office on their day off?
I was sitting here driving myself crazy tryna remember which of my friend’s bday is tomorrow, then I remembered it’s the dude who I cut off cuz he decided to turn MAGA lol fuck him and his funky ass bday. A colored veteran being MAGA is just so…
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Ive been going at it with my glass toy damn near all day. Taking breaks to play Pokemon but then going right back at it.
Tops that flake on bottoms without a legitimate reason AFTER they’ve already prepped deserve to have the worst sex of their lives forever. Every encounter should just get progressively worse. Cuz fuck you.
And all the men in this show are fine as hell… except Jules… but damn. The rest of them????
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Jules: Kimmie. Kimmie: Mrs. Bellarie motherfucker. Me:
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Beauty in Black would be a 10/10 show if it had actual good writing and directing lol TP seriously needs to invest in his shows properly.
Whose face do I gotta sit on to get my ass ate around here??????
Back to Beauty in Black. And this show is just a mess lol