Gregory Koch

@gregorykoch.bsky.social

UConn fan. Stadium chaser. 405 venues as of 9/26/26 including 148 ⚾️, 78 🏀, 69 ⚽️, 34 🏈, 20 🏒, 27 🏑, 18 🥎, 15🥍, 13 🏐, 1 🎾, 2 🤽‍♂️ & 2 🏉. I met Chompers and he is awesome.

True @sickosfc.bsky.social scoreline in Women’s World Cup qualifying. A hat trick in a four goal loss? A stoppage time brace of own goals? (Some other sources have it as a stoppage time brace for one of the Swiss players and apparently both goals were deflections so maybe they changed the scoring?)

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Kol Nidre is delayed at my synagogue due to a suspicious vehicle in the temple parking lot. We have been directed to the overflow lot at the JCC where a shuttle will take us to the temple when it is safe to do so. They aren’t telling us anymore.

We need an American Count Binface. I propose these policies: 1. Build a wall around Donald Trump and make Zohran Mamdani pay for it. (1-a: Make sure Trump’s phone is outside the wall so he can’t post to social media.) 2. Give JD Vance the chair so he’ll leave the poor couch alone

Why did the Washington Spirit schedule Pride Night against the Pride? It's going to be really awkward being all "Yay Pride" and "We Love Pride" and all that but also not making it look like we're cheering for the Pride.