Greg the Giltcher
@gregthegiltcher.bsky.social
e.g Fartist, hot dog-lover, and Avid Meader.
They say the third king brought Murr because he was tonight's biggest loser
NOOOO DON'T PUT YOUR HAND ON BEAR'S BELLY BEAR WAS THE VILLAIN!!!!!!!
There's a lot of people pulling out of Ed Sheeran. I just wanted yall to know, I would never pull out of Ed Sheeran.
You could watch Sátántangó twice with an Evil Bong 420 break in the middle and still have time left over instead of watching The Odyssey six times
Jason Statham is the Johnny Sins of Action slop
TADC episode 9 reveals that the other A.I is the one Kwebblecop made of himself
The surface tension on the Netanyahu cup is actually a reference to the D'Arby the Gambler arc in part 3 JoJo's Bizzare Adventure
All in all you're just another dick with one ball. Me to Lance Armstrong
Do you think construction workers using jackhammers get a big kick out of saying "ouh I'm jacking it, im jacking it"?
You hear that they localized "The Strokes" for various countries? It's different strokes for different folks
It's all redacted because the files are talking about scps
Telling my younger cousins they didn't get what they want on Christmas because of the tariffs
When she say he's a fan of Peter Gabriel so I recreate the first track of "Peter Gabriel 3: Melt" to em
Watch, the statue @geoffkeighley.bsky.social posted a picture of is actually for Pony Island 2: Panda Circus.
Watch, the statue @geoffkeighley.bsky.social posted a picture of is actually for Dream Settler.
Watch, the statue @geoffkeighley.bsky.social posted a picture of is actually a new Crazy Taxi game.
My hagfish brings all the boys to the yard And they're like, I'm covered in slime
War of the worlds is one of my franchises ever and I can't believe it keeps taking L's and this recent one is gonna make people probably never make another one and im genuinely upset by this fact 💔
Told my dentist to "Start digging in my mouth, twin." #dentistry #teeth #dentist
Dreamt that I had knowledge of an Oompa Loompa K-pop group and they would roast the shit out of random audience members in songs. #dream
I used to have Fegan Floop dreams until I found there were other ways to score. If you want to be a Fooglie, you have to be obedient, you CANNOT be a bore.
There's a kid out there that's going to unironically say "I was taught how to mog by my two gay dads" and I want you all to take that into consideration.
I am a prawn to my vices, A crawdad to my desires.
Do you think Hatsune Miku and Socrates would get along? #vocaloid #question #hatsunemiku
Logan-Hugueny Clark is speedrunning Deltarune as we speak so he can ooze out another topical musical #undertale #toby"radiation"fox #deltarune #lhugueny
