I moved up to Portland yesterday. Still doesn't feel real.
MrUniverse
@greguniverse.bsky.social
420lb gainer bear, living in Portland, 18+ only
Was trying on my old bracers for the ren fair next week
Reupload of me and @pudgedad.bsky.social with my shitty ex cropped out. Still the best part of the trip.
Hooters is bankrupt and restructuring. Quick boys, now's our chance to make fatfur hooters a thing!
My goals next year are to make more money, and to assemble a 4 person polycule for playing magic. Apply by DM if interested.
Got called a fat fuck on my way to work today, so maybe I'm doing something right
Haven't posted belly in a bit, so here's a candid my bf took
Costco put their muffins on ozempic 😭 they're "normal" sized now
A superhero named Edgelord who never finishes his opponents off... that is all
My three types of ttrpg characters: -Chaotic twink elf -Heals you with salt -Dadbard 🎸
Esquie's Body Double ➡️ Market Days@broseidonyetagain.bsky.social · last yr.My three types of TTRPG characters: -Small bundle of anxiety and mechanical know-how -the "I'm going to directly explain to you how your evil plan is shit and has been poorly executed" party face -the Mom Friend™️ (sometimes, but not always, the healer)
Random quote of the day, "dammit, now we have to stop for hookers..... and pie"
So you're telling me that feeders will just bring me donuts if I ask? And then get off on it? Fantastic!!!
Tremble in fear foolish mortals, for tonight is the night I start running my new D&D campaign!!!