WWX : No I definitely didn't invent an aphrodisiac. It was a shopping list written in my notebook [their was an entire clinical trial to figure out the purpose of yllzs mystery potion]
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https://greyelfsworld.straw.page/ MDNI. Fandom stuff #MDZS #stucky #wangxian #prompt, I post thered stories here Hi!, I'm the Greyelf, I wasn't in any fandom spaces nearly 5 years .. So hello! I guess,
Post canon LWJ* slams a paper in front of WWX WWX : What's this? LWJ : Written permission for you to do whatever you want to me whenever you want WWX : It says marriage certificate LWJ : Yes sign it
LWJ (covered in paint) :Wei Ying was practicing anatomy 😔
Lans are all dragon, heron, crane, swan etc (all airborne) spirits. Except Lan Wangji who is a bunny
LQR: The concept of cutsleeve is fabricated and there are no real people who are like that. I can demonstrate it right here in the class by asking if anyone is a cutsleeve to raise their hand. So as you can see there's no anyone who is actually a cuts— LQR: Wangji put your hand down (crack😔)
"HGJs attitude about these sensitive matters is unacceptable! He should learn from the elders and those who adhere to respectable social practices" The random Clan leader LWJ is not bothered to know the name of is talking too loud for a hall so silent. Two of his lackys are fueling his points 🧵
"HGJs attitude about these sensitive matters is unacceptable! He should learn from the elders and those who adhere to respectable social practices" The random Clan leader LWJ is not bothered to know the name of is talking too loud for a hall so silent. Two of his lackys are fueling his points 🧵
WWX * turns in to an eldritch horror abomination LWJ : These are perfectly acceptable conditions
Amount of vinegar Lan Wangji drinks on the daily basis while living with a professional grade flirt must be a health hazard If not for his powerful core he'll look like a bitter old aunty in no time #LANWANGJI #weiwuxian #wangxian
Juniors are seeing a whole new HGJ since WWX arrived His ears turn pink He also huffs, frowns, pouts, snaps, storms out, twirls his skirts, dances his eyebrows, rolls eyes, purses his lips Those are extremely subtle but if you are used to a literal jade statue you notice the changes #LANWANGJI
Juniors are seeing a whole new HGJ since WWX arrived His ears turn pink He also huffs, frowns, pouts, snaps, storms out, twirls his skirts, dances his eyebrows, rolls eyes, purses his lips Those are extremely subtle but if you are used to a literal jade statue you notice the changes #LANWANGJI
Saw a post that made me think oh that's definitely something WWX would do for LWJ and the comments didn't disappoint lol
If Hanguan Jun is refusing to move from a spot the only solution is to tickle him For security reasons this secret is only known by Wei Wuxian
"Can't You STOP Talking About It?" Wei Wuxians stormed out of the hut they were sitting in Lan Zhan was back at burial mounds. His visits have become the most consistent thing for the small settlement Its few weeks ago Lan Zhan found out the one secret Wei Wuxian wanted to hide—
"there will be a lot of important figures at the conference so watch your husband" LXC says Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian in two separate occasions. So both of them watch each other WWX doesn't pull any pranks or pick fights, LWJ doesn't glare too much or threaten anyone
LWJ who bought an 'antique rug' wakes up to someone helping himself to his snacks in the middle of his living room. Inspired by :
What if when WX brought LWJ to quishan WRH said 'I have told you to stop collecting shiny things' and WX then told LWJ 'ok beautiful you can go home' but LWJ said 'no it's my bed time' then he started to follow all Lan rules to the letter refusing to leave despite threats and pleadings+
Under those million layers of exquisite silk Lan Wangji is quite slender,Wei Wuxian can almost wrap his hands around his waist
We should be really glad that Lan Wangji didn't pull a Juliet after Wei Wuxian died #MDZS
🚨 CW cannonical character death, grief, child in danger There's a storm howling across cloud recess when Lan Zhan pretends fall asleep to deter his watchers He won't let this month go without seeing mama. #MDZS #LANWANGJI
I just know that Wei Ying is obsessed with Lan Zhans beautiful silky waterfall of hair He might even wake up early just to comb it