Dad's CuddleBug
@greyotter95.bsky.social
Gamer, bookreader, little treat enjoyer, very gay, terfs/transphobes can fuck off. Boyfriend of: @maljam.bsky.social
I want whatever tiny goblin in the walls making bass pulses toward my bed to explode. I hate how light of a sleeper I am, but this sounds like it's right through the wall behind my head so I can't even sleep through it with a tower fan and white noise machine on and I'm going crazy 😭😭😭
Aldi making my workplace lunch meal prep so fucking easy and yummy for like $3.50 a meal like this
Cute Patoots will be at Classic Game Fest 2026 from July 24 - 26! Come check out the booth for cool swag and a phresh demo! #indiedev #classicgamefest #gamedev #gamemaker
"Labeled by Author" on nudes is so sex positive and I love seeing it
My only complaint about Aldi is that self checkout lady voice sounds like she's been Severed and has a gun to her head
I did an adulting and set up 3 bills for our new apartment and set service stoppages for the current place, someone come suck my dick and tell me I'm a good boy?
Hornyyyyyy... Maybe I make efforts to do a rare hump day post later 🤔 Maybe @maljam.bsky.social helps
✨ Honestly rate yourself ✨ Looks: 6.5/10 Creativity: 3/10 Humor: 6/10 Mental health: 6/10 Empathy: 8/10 Patience: ???/10 (depends heavily on with others or myself) Social skills: 6/10 Memory: 4.5/10
Dorander@alt-ori.bsky.social · 4w ago✨ Honestly rare yourself ✨ Looks: 5/10 Creativity: 6/10 Humor: 3/10 Mental health: 5/10 Empathy: 8/10 Patience: 4/10 Social skills: 4/10 Memory: 5/10
My cats really missed me and my boy was feral yowling any time I was out of his site when we got home last night. I'm not happy to be back at work, but soo la voo or whatever the French say. Happy Monday all
Sometimes you just need to hold the doggy after watching a really sad musical and it helps
I cleaned the drains AND scooped the litter box all while having a tummy ache. In short, I was a hero today.
Quote from the date night we just had: "I'm going to drink a lot of carbonated seltzer water so it tastes like TV static when you swallow"
Just saw a sad dungeon crawler Carl edit and nobody to share it with 😭
There are much better ways to support drag queens than seeing a movie made with AI.
Dad's CuddleBug@greyotter95.bsky.social · 2mo agoRuPaul movie using AI, I'm shocked. Wasn't going to see it anyways, but definitely not now.
RuPaul movie using AI, I'm shocked. Wasn't going to see it anyways, but definitely not now.
Happiness is making your boyfriend laugh at a silly comment and from tickling his nipples with your tongue at the same time
