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Greyson Z. J. Hanzer

@greysonh.bsky.social

Original Projects: Olano Galaxy/Project Deisynthesis Main Retakes: hn_retake, tmc_retake, batim_retake He/They ~ Bi https://hanzer.straw.page pfp by @bunzispheesh.bsky.social

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Greyson Z. J. Hanzer @greysonh.bsky.social · 3w ago

We're halfway there. Come on Harrod, don't fail me now.

Greyson Z. J. Hanzer@greysonh.bsky.social · last mo.

Florence, my content creator who I frequently consume the media of, please, for all that I live for, make Peter Stomwell a homosexual man and Harrod a bisexual man so that they may make love to each other as the ancient Greeks did. thx!

Greyson Z. J. Hanzer @greysonh.bsky.social · 2mo ago

At least someone followed a tutorial. #backrooms #minecraft (Designs by TSMC - Minecraft)

Greyson Z. J. Hanzer @greysonh.bsky.social · 5mo ago

aw cucks #normalsville #shuckybanger #cuckybanger (yes i know its past the screening arc but i drew it during that time so yeah)

Greyson Z. J. Hanzer @greysonh.bsky.social · 7mo ago

Harrod's Gambit: Coloured I AM NOT THE CREATOR OF THIS COMIC The creator is @freoncat.bsky.social, I only coloured it. Support Normalsville! normalsville.the-comic.org (This is a repost with the colours adjusted to match current designs.)

Greyson Z. J. Hanzer @greysonh.bsky.social · 7mo ago

"Church boy, church boy, all that I was." "Church boy, church boy, bound by a crucifix." #themandelacatalogue

Greyson Z. J. Hanzer @greysonh.bsky.social · 7mo ago

What is this Hell that we have been unwillingly forced to live in. Can we not just have nature take its course on the people in "power."

Greyson Z. J. Hanzer @greysonh.bsky.social · 8mo ago

is this anything

Greyson Z. J. Hanzer @greysonh.bsky.social · 8mo ago

i got a new keyboard for christmas! ^_^

Greyson Z. J. Hanzer @greysonh.bsky.social · 10mo ago

If anyone could suggest some rooms for this floor, let me know! The first floor has a kitchen, two guest bedrooms, a master bed/bath, a guest bath, a garage, an office, a storage room, a sunroom, and a dining room. The layout is also not final, so suggestions for that are also welcome.

Greyson Z. J. Hanzer @greysonh.bsky.social · last yr.

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Greyson Z. J. Hanzer @greysonh.bsky.social · last yr.

Imperfection is not rewarded! Try again! Try again! You're boring your audience, get new material! Push yourself further, don't look down! Keep walking past the ground! Made to entertain, made to serve, that's your role! Regurgitate what works, kill what doesn't! You don't work.

helloneighbourfan1997 @hn-retake.bsky.social · last yr.

WOAH! an update! wow! NEW concept art for The Neighbour! again, i apologise for the absence, i have been working on other projects! and also not working at all :P #helloneighbor

The picture shows concept art of The Neighbour, the enemy in my Hello Neighbor retake. He is short with a blue diamond sweater-vest over a yellow shirt. He wears red-orange pants with grey loafers. His hair is brown, as well as his moustache. His gloves are black, rubber gardening gloves.

Greyson Z. J. Hanzer @greysonh.bsky.social · last yr.

im nonbinary btw, but like, im not super strict abt it. hell, call me a girl or a fucking homunculus, idc

Greyson Z. J. Hanzer @greysonh.bsky.social · last yr.

I get harassed by a trans furry artist, a bisexual confused popular furry artist, and their furry friends. (These people are all also my friends.)

Greyson Z. J. Hanzer @greysonh.bsky.social · last yr.

are we for real rn... full banner wabababa alt text has a lotta words btw

The banner of Greyson Hanzer. From left to right:
My persona, Greyson.
An image from my Moreana Mordegard Glesgorv retake.
A landline phone.
My Regretevator OC, Custodian.
An image from my Something Bad will Happen Soon retake.
Aethos.
My OC, Jarrett Dextahr, looking less than intelligent.
An image from my Hello, Neighbour! retake.
A drawover of the classic "Mom found the yaoi" thumbnail, with the text now reading "Mom found the yuri" and starring Jarrett Dextahr.
Fanart of the "Want Some Fun" song by Musiclide. (Was liked by Alex Rochon on Twitter before I nuked my account. Reaction: Ecstatic.)
An image from my Have You Seen this Man? retake.
An image of a church from my The Mandela Catalogue retake.
An old drawing of my interpretation of Cesar Torres' alternate.

In the top right corner is the text "greyson HANZER".

🍎@applebutgold.bsky.social · last yr.

KILLBOT HELMET UGC below

tmc_retake @tmc-retake.bsky.social · last yr.

[NEW] Remade the image for "Shroud". I was unhappy with the previous one and believe this new version is a major improvement. Enjoy!

tmc_retake @tmc-retake.bsky.social · last yr.

[NEW] Remade the images for Mark Heathcliff, Cesar Torres, Ruth Weaver, and Thatcher Davis. Enjoy!

A photograph of Mark Heathcliff. Taken from the 1992 Poplar Yearbook.

A photo of Cesar Torres. Taken at the Poplar High School Prom.

A photo of Sergeant Ruth Weaver. Taken in 1991.

A photo of Lieutenant Thatcher Davis. Taken in 1992 for the Mandela County Police Department's "Employee of the Month" board.

Greyson Z. J. Hanzer @greysonh.bsky.social · last yr.

I DID IT #helloneighbor #helloneighbor3 #hn3

The ending text from Hello Neighbor 3: Prototype 2, showing that Jacob (red hat and blue jacket, far), Iris (big blue hair, middle), and Vandal (red backpack and sign-face, close) have been saved from Raven Brooks.

Greyson Z. J. Hanzer @greysonh.bsky.social · last yr.

hanzer.straw.page

hanzer's strawpage

hanzer.straw.page

Greyson Z. J. Hanzer @greysonh.bsky.social · last yr.

Something bad will happen soon.

Grab the nearest weapon. Use it on the crowds. Listen to my voice. Target the authorities. They are in the way of your godhood. Listen to me. I am your saviour.

Greyson Z. J. Hanzer @greysonh.bsky.social · last yr.

we should tie these people up by their feet and let the blood rush to their heads

Some stupid ass fucking gooner. Die die die die die.

Greyson Z. J. Hanzer @greysonh.bsky.social · last yr.

☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻

Greyson Z. J. Hanzer @greysonh.bsky.social · last yr.

weird bug i found on youtube. no this isnt the start of an arg, this is legitimately just smth i found

The YouTube taskbar with the word "null" replacing what should be "Settings".

Greyson Z. J. Hanzer @greysonh.bsky.social · last yr.

Jared in "False Draft" Feel free to do whatever! (totally not begging) #anemaniac

The character shown is Jared, an original character based on Ollie from OOTIM. He is the faker of Jarrett Dextahr, another OC of mine. He stands gayly, holding a microphone.

Greyson Z. J. Hanzer @greysonh.bsky.social · last yr.

Mark Heathcliff v. [???] Art collab between me and @bunzispheesh.bsky.social (@bUnzIsPheesh on Twitter). #mandelacatalogue #themandelacatalogue #tmc

[???], also known as "Cesar Torres", standing in the doorway leading to Mark Heathcliff's room. In colour.

Greyson Z. J. Hanzer @greysonh.bsky.social · last yr.

Amazing clothing I commissioned!! I really like how it turned out!! It feels like my persona is real... Creator: @felenopy.bsky.social @FeIenopy on Twitter

Greyson Z. J. Hanzer @greysonh.bsky.social · last yr.

The man, the monster.

Greyson Z. J. Hanzer @greysonh.bsky.social · last yr.

muh?

My OC, Jarrett Mathieu Dextahr, looking stupid as fuck.

Greyson Z. J. Hanzer @greysonh.bsky.social · last yr.

my new oc jared deckster

Jared Deckster in front of a familiar face. "Been some time, hasn't it?"