paris campbell grace
@grlchld.com
child of the internet, nepo baby extraordinaire, punk’s yoko ono… long resume GRLCHLD.com
I would MUCH RATHER have you read my writing than take $7 a month from you. If $7 is not an option, or even if you feel it’s not worth it, I STILL want you to be able to access my work. So, let me know, send me the email address that you want subscribed, and I’ll set that up, no questions asked.
Not posting on any Meta entities today in support of the blackout. Throwing TikTok in there too, cause it’s honestly equivalent. If I can get it completed, might have an essay later for Substack subscribers, but in a nice flow — don’t buy things, if you’re not working, stay home & clean yr house 🖤
That new “contraception begins at erection” act proposed in Ohio is very Elle Woods coded
There comes a point in every tattoo heal where I’m like “ok that’s good enough, the rest could honestly fall out, I just want to stop itching”
“You’ve been a bad, bad, very naughty girl!” *cracks whip* *makes you eat butter cookies*
Insane to me that I’m the only one in this house willing to eat the butter cookies we have (in bulk) in the cabinet
Today’s personal mission is to find a perfect working condition, electric, vintage typewriter for under $50… and I really think I can make it happen.
What do u mean u guys are getting russian manicures every week? HOW? HOWWWW?
My wife was showing my 4yr old a video that's like 25 years old, she looked at a bag of chips in the video and asked my wife "you got any more?"
My day was stolen from me, the nap literally TOOK IT AWAY. I woke up, and cried about it. I AM STILL UPSET.
We should call these "flutters" bcuz the butterfly and not "tweets"/"posts"/etc
Wild to me that Apple had the audacity to default optimized charging for the MACBOOK? My computer just "decided" it was "for the best" to wait to charge it's battery 'til 8am, for "it's health" -- does it also want a fucking back rub and for me to wipe it??? Yes, I know I can turn it off, but pls
nugget looked beautiful today everyone say hi nugget ur so pretty nugget
