If they completely outlawed AI, I do think I would be able to get through a workday without Claude, ChatGPT, etc. This is because I have a job that happens in real life where I physically do things with other actual people.

Seeing a picture of Rivers Cuomo without glasses and realizing that I could work directly across from Clark Kent at the Daily Planet and the whole "Superman" thing would never even cross my mind.

I don't like when people say "I'm gluten-free." Don't like the way that sounds. That's what food packaging should say. Never heard a person who can't eat nuts say that they're "nut-free." They're more straight forward and say they're allergic. Why all the obfuscation from the gluten people?

Imagine winning the Super Bowl by 3 with a last second field goal, and the next day everyone on the other team is going on TV like "Woooow, you guys barely even beat us... Like, kiss the ring, losers.

Politico@politico.com · 14h ago

Progressives didn’t get the big election night they wanted

73g of protein, 390 calories. It's easy to hit your nutrition goals as a vegan, so long as you're ready to eat food that looks like what an Alien would eat.

[Milhouse voice] I want to do is this. I just want to find, uh, 11,780 votes, which is one more than we have, because we won the state.

Bottled in Bond Coca-Cola

Oh, so the Chinese Weight-Loss Camp gets a T-bar row machine, but my dumb ass in the US is still stuck doing bent-over rows in the Smith machine like it's the 1960s?? The US is washed, bro...

This new feature that shows you which people you know liked a post right on the post itself is going to be huge for the "Being Really Annoying" crowd.

Good enough explanation for me. Not really sure why we need the rest of the article.

I feel like if my brain got factory reset as-is right now in my 30+ year old body, I wouldn't even be able to learn English again.

it would suck to actually live on Memory Lane. too many tourists.

They have these protein chips at Aldi now, and I don't even know why I looked at them because their name screams "Not Vegan," but they actually have no dairy in them and I think for the time being they are going to make up 25% of my diet.

Live, Laugh, and I think that's it.

I really only ever wear my glasses to the movie theater, that way real life is blurry and when I watch a movie it looks better than anything I've ever seen. At this point I'm still not 100% sure if I really love going to the movies, or if I should just start wearing glasses all the time.

Local music reporter trying not to say that last weekend's show was ass:

this shit look like they went potty in a way that makes you have to call the Doctor.

mr pussy (prison arc)@nat.haus · 2d ago

she posted this where everyone can see it

Life is Roblox.

This country is losing its fucking mind.

Gillian Branstetter@gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 2d ago

An initiative on the ballot in Washington state in November would require all athletes seeking to play girl's sports from kindergarten to high school to undergo "genetic screening, a testosterone-levels test, or an examination of their reproductive anatomy" before they can play

"Use My Location to Find Closest Store" ... "There is no store near your location" That is definitionally NOT even a logical answer to the request was given! That does not follow, it does not make sense!! "Hey, is there a pen somewhere that I can borrow?" "There isn't a pen in your pocket."

I think there probably should be an amendment to the constitution that if you are a senator, representative, etc. it should actually be part of the rules of that job that you are both doing that job and literally just able to even do it.

matricide is crazy. why is your mom your opp?

Once you hit your 30s, if you haven't done so already, life becomes a mad dash to find and take "The Pill That Makes You Not Kill Yourself."

This is UNNECESSARY and for FAKE MOVIE FANS. If the house lights aren't on, the movie ain't fuckin over!!!

James Miller@16bitirl.bsky.social · 4d ago

Movie theater innovations.

this is why you don't have hoes, Chuck.

Barbara Longley Author (no DMs) 📎@blongley.bsky.social · 5d ago

Good news for alcohol brands.... I just woke up.

Hold on, we're checking in real quick with our Geniuses running the Moment Meter. It appears they have a ruling on whether or not this is the moment:

This is Earth, Earth which he has moved on and collected. Settled to his own liking. And still he moves on, A voice in the back of his head reminding him that this is stolen. That this is not his.

Miles Klee 🦉@milesklee.bsky.social · last wk.

no we aren't. no it isn't. that isn't true