Phe 🖤
@growingphe.bsky.social
31/UK/6'2 | homoromantic graysexual ♠️🌈 | growing muscle sub 💪 https://x.com/GrowingPhe2 https://ko-fi.com/growingphe
The law being for everyone's safety is so misleading. There's nothing that says you can't eat four big mac meals as a cheat meal, and yet, I am fucking dying
It's a hard life being built like this and wanting to sit in people's laps and get princess treatment 🐶
Hearing furniture groan under me when I'm bulking gives me a real bad case of the hornies 🥺
Hello, my name is phe, and when I try to take t-shirts off, they get caught on my lats and I thrash around like a frenzied cat
Not to brag about how much of an OG (original goth) I am, but today's back and biceps workout is being powered by Tim Burton's Sweeney Todd soundtrack
My gym just got renovated. Gained a proper hack squat machine, but lost the iso-lateral chest press. The lord giveth and the lord taketh away
Chonky dogboy chipotle waiter is a valid Halloween outfit, and I'm tired of pretending that it's not 🐶
I know I'm getting old, because when young people start a sentence with "not gonna lie..." I respond "good, because you wouldn't get away with it" and laugh to myself 🙃
Doing these back to back so that I didn't have to walk 3 miles to my temporary gym, twice, is one of the worst ideas I've ever had in my life, and I have come up with some shit over the years
A silly one to cleanse the pallette before I show you all my tits later
About to smash out my tits at the gym. Cummy wummy ahhhhh. Or whatever that dragon balls person said
Just got trapped in the building at work because this pigeon wouldn't move. Had to spend two minutes slowly pushing it forward so I didn't hurt it. Two people from another company saw the whole thing and were pissing themselves 🙃🙃🙃
Bent over rowed 220kg for reps today without snapping my body in half 🥰
This is the greatest compliment I've ever gotten, because I could tell they were trying to be a dick. 😂
The most ridiculous thing about doing Romanian deadlifts to failure at 2am, is that I didn't need to do it
