In today's pod we honor Stanford's Nobel prize for optogenetics. We cover: AI-driven opsin discovery, blue-light dopamine hacking, what did the Germans do again?, and the circumference of Karl's head. Have a listen!

In today's pod we honor Stanford's Nobel prize for optogenetics. We cover: AI-driven opsin discovery, blue-light dopamine hacking, what did the Germans do again?, and the circumference of Karl's head. Have a listen!

In today's pod we present our new work with my Stanford colleagues xenografting beardoids into freshmen nerds. Our behavioral data demonstrate a surprising amount of riz. We used snSeq in these xenorgrafted nerds to identify a whole lot of stuff that the beardoids improved. #beardoids #neuroskyence

You can explore the results and get a guided tour of our beardoid manuscript with our agentic AI called Grubby that uses my voice. Never read again!

In today's pod we present our new work with my Stanford colleagues xenografting beardoids into freshmen nerds. Our behavioral data demonstrate a surprising amount of riz. We used snSeq in these xenorgrafted nerds to identify a whole lot of stuff that the beardoids improved. #beardoids #neuroskyence

Finally, our long term guest of #GrubermanLabPod and fellow Fremontian vampire is getting the press he deserves.

The New York Times@nytimes.com · 2mo ago

Bryan Johnson, a wealthy tech entrepreneur whose slogan is “Don’t Die,” has called himself “the healthiest person on the planet.” He consumes little meat, but a lot of collagen peptides and supplements in order to defeat mortality. Why is his goal to make it possible to live forever? nyti.ms/4im4Nuj

We are appalled to learn that that not a single Gruberman Lab preprint made QED's top 1%.

We are appalled to learn that that not a single Gruberman Lab preprint made QED's top 1%.

In today's 3-hour pod, Gruberman Lab makes our first foray into the peptide revolution. We delve into the science of BPC-157 and thymosin, where to inject them, how to maximize your gym gains, and how to manage uncontrollable diarrhea with max doses. #menshealth

We've got a great 3 hour episode with one the greatest bearded humans ever: Chuck Norris. In this we discuss his legendary roundhouse kick, how many times he ever laid a finger on Bruce Lee, discuss Steven Seagal's lack of skill, and we take a live sample for our all-time Svalbard Beard inoculum.

In today's 3-hour pod, Gruberman Lab makes our first foray into the peptide revolution. We delve into the science of BPC-157 and thymosin, where to inject them, how to maximize your gym gains, and how to manage uncontrollable diarrhea with max doses. #menshealth

We've got a great 3 hour episode with one the greatest bearded humans ever: Chuck Norris. In this we discuss his legendary roundhouse kick, how many times he ever laid a finger on Bruce Lee, discuss Steven Seagal's lack of skill, and we take a live sample for our all-time Svalbard Beard inoculum.

Due to the success of our latest workout episode, this week we're going back into the gym: this week we've got Sec. Robert F Kennedy Jr. and we're working abs/back. We discuss how we channel #warriorenergy, #carcasssnacks for longevity, why no beard, and I try to worm my way towards more funding.

Due to the success of our latest workout episode, this week we're going back into the gym: this week we've got Sec. Robert F Kennedy Jr. and we're working abs/back. We discuss how we channel #warriorenergy, #carcasssnacks for longevity, why no beard, and I try to worm my way towards more funding.

Took my preworkout and we've got a special treat for you. In today's episode we're live in the gym with Podcast Jay B. and Mathew Memoli. We discuss the latest from "Inside the NIH", the latest in AI-disruption of biomedical research, why the lack of beards, and what happens when you sell your soul.

Took my preworkout and we've got a special treat for you. In today's episode we're live in the gym with Podcast Jay B. and Mathew Memoli. We discuss the latest from "Inside the NIH", the latest in AI-disruption of biomedical research, why the lack of beards, and what happens when you sell your soul.

In today's 4-hour podcast, we have our first recurring guest and our favorite entrepreneur venture capitalist vampire, Bryan Johnson. We break down how to adapt his vampire PRP facial routine for those with beards and the effects on the #beardmicrobiome. Check it out!

In today's 4-hour podcast, we have our first recurring guest and our favorite entrepreneur venture capitalist vampire, Bryan Johnson. We break down how to adapt his vampire PRP facial routine for those with beards and the effects on the #beardmicrobiome. Check it out!

Yes. The rumors are true. I am now an official contributor at @cbsnews.com.web.brid.gy We are happy to bring our deep knowledge of grifty health fads infused with just enough truth to warrant credulity to the masses. A perfect fit! Thanks Bari!

Yes. The rumors are true. I am now an official contributor at @cbsnews.com.web.brid.gy We are happy to bring our deep knowledge of grifty health fads infused with just enough truth to warrant credulity to the masses. A perfect fit! Thanks Bari!

Ring in the new year with our latest 3 hour pod on our science-based "5 microhabits and nootropics for the most alluring and cortisol-free beard" and maximize your #warriorenergy

Ring in the new year with our latest 3 hour pod on our science-based "5 microhabits and nootropics for the most alluring and cortisol-free beard" and maximize your #warriorenergy

AI is changing the course of science and accelerating the dissemination of science. Check out our latest podcast where I will take an idea from conception to publication using our lab's latest life science AI chatbot t.e.d. in less than 3 hours! Never be chained by peer review ever again!

AI is changing the course of science and accelerating the dissemination of science. Check out our latest podcast where I will take an idea from conception to publication using our lab's latest life science AI chatbot t.e.d. in less than 3 hours! Never be chained by peer review ever again!

After many iterations, we are excited to release our new AI healthbot, Gripht, that tells you everything you are doing that is unhealthy. It will tell you how to maximize #dopamineflux and amplify #mitochondria. With the promo code #gruber it will also help you unlock your #prosocialbeard.

After many iterations, we are excited to release our new AI healthbot, Gripht, that tells you everything you are doing that is unhealthy. It will tell you how to maximize #dopamineflux and amplify #mitochondria. With the promo code #gruber it will also help you unlock your #prosocialbeard.

After consulting with our legal team, we are happy to announce that we have sent a cease-and-desist letter to Pete Hegseth for use of our trademark phrase "warrior ethos". He doesn't even have a beard either. #warriorethos

After consulting with our legal team, we are happy to announce that we have sent a cease-and-desist letter to Pete Hegseth for use of our trademark phrase "warrior ethos". He doesn't even have a beard either. #warriorethos

Friends, come along on our next 5-hour episosde where we reveal time-of-day effects on the #beardmicrobiome and how a five min #mildplunge is enough to enhance #mitochondria function and prosocial behavior. Especially in combination with #grubermanlabbites.

In our latest episode we dive into brain-beard interactions and their role in shaping your dopamine range and peak performance and focus. We hit on the best supplements for enhancing #beardmicrobiome diversity too!