Woofer ➡️ tau ceti IV perimeter tunnels
@grug.monster
almost changed my name to Mattress how they slept on me 😤
Me and the poster that got the Dallas Eagle flagged on fb 🫶🏻
Made some updates to my ren fair outfit 🐺
Who wants to go with me to the renaissance festival and dress up 🧙🏻♂️😮💨🐻
April fools. The joke is assuming I skip core
I look like the kind of guy that says “HUH?” after everything you say (and I do)
Pepsi Chat saw it first 🦍💯🔥 📸 @cubpatches.bsky.social
First gym day of 2026. Let’s make it count! 🦍💯🔥
I would post one last tummy Tuesday of 2025 but I got tonsillitis recently and lost 10 pounds in the process 😭😭
who else uses the front facing camera to buzz the back of their head
Tricep pushdowns didn’t stand a chance
belly check at the Friendsgiving and I *will* be ranking (they’re all beautiful 🥇)
save me tricep pushdowns 📸 @cubpatches.bsky.social
armpit day at the gym 📸 @cubpatches.bsky.social
@cubpatches.bsky.social told me to look mean and I tried my best
meet me @ the eagle bathroom (so we can flex together)
stick around, champ. I’m making hoagie sandwiches later 📸 @cubpatches.bsky.social