A new D&D Barbarian subclass I've been working on, the Path of the Rhythm: a barbarian who loses themselves in music rather than raging. Really hungry for feedback, good or bad! #dnd #ttrpg #homebrew #barbarian

So if the next Democratic president signs an executive order renaming Mountain View, California to “Googlesucksdonkeyballsopilis”, will Google update maps accordingly?

There have been more sightings of the Loch Ness Monster in 2026 than sightings of Mitch McConnell.

Everybody!!!! I can’t stress enough, dive into this rabbit hole! It’s a fairly comprehensive, obsessive, opinionated, often infuriating and… screw it, it defies explanation. Just go, trust me: scaruffi.com/vol5/geo.htm...

Hey guys, just about to retire after 30 years on the force, just gonna go on one last case with my hotshot new rookie partner. I’ll check in after, sure it’s going to be a piece of cake.

The Nerd Reich explains the origins, strategies, and ambitions of Silicon Valley’s war on democracy for the first time. Durán exposes how the world’s richest men are building a new political order. www.amazon.com/Nerd-Reich-S... / @piperformissouri.bsky.social @wellmanformo.bsky.social

FOR PARENTS OF TEENAGERS A SUBSCRIPTION SERVICE THAT SEND YOU A NEW PHONE-CHARGING CABLE EVERY 10 DAYS venture capitalists I’ll await your call.

There is no higher compliment you can give to a man from New Jersey than mistaking him for Vin Diesel at the Deli counter at Stop-N-Shop.

I just turned a pile of angry crabs into a truly laughable amount of meat

Not sure I needed another reason to hate AI companies, but sure, thanks... www.cityam.com/ai-firms-tar...

'Dystopian' - AI firms target London’s rare bookshops in hunt for training data

London’s rare bookshops appear to have been targeted by AI companies such as Anthropic, searching for books to train their frontier models

cityam.com

An unwritten law of the universe: digging through old records in any flea-market, garage-sale or resale shop, in any part of the country, you’ll find this:

So salads are causing explosive diarrhea, and now wildfires have made the actual air unhealthy. Why exactly did I quit smoking a year ago?

On a family vacation in a fairly rural part of Western Minnesota. Had surprisingly good sushi at a restaurant last night, delicious Nepalese street food at the local flea market today. Just a nice reminder that everything gets better when immigrants add the best of their cultures to ours.

Stop blaming Satan-we’re just fundamentally assholes to ourselves and each other.

If you need validation for liking summer days, blue jeans, cold beer and kissing your High School sweetheart you don’t need country music, you need professional help.

Yesterday 4th place in a pinball tournament, tonight bingo and a meat raffle. Tomorrow during walleye fishing I will unlock Peak Minnesota.

Just spoke to my dear friend Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes on the phone, he said he feels happy, he thinks he’ll go for a walk and he doesn’t want the go on the cart.

There’s a new strain of swimmers itch in Minnesota, because apparently nature has had enough of humanity’s calves.

…and just like that, America lost all interest in soccer.

Jumped into a lake yesterday, forgetting I was wearing my glasses. Shortly thereafter I was not, having made an offering to the Minnesota Lake Spirits.

In 10 years I’m going to be sitting across from some young doctor who’s going to tell me “Your test results are in, and low key, not gonna lie, your cholesterol is high”

Walked over to a friend’s house in a homemade alien costume, and when he saw me he said “Oh, that’s not the alien costume I was expecting.” Because I have more than one homemade alien costume Need a Time Machine to go back and tell 10 year-old Grumbleputty that we did it!

Folding 15 year old daughter’s laundry, and I got nostalgic for back when she was 10 and her bathing suits were so much bigger.

A helpful reminder that stale chips can hold just as much delicious hummus as fresh ones

I wish I was really good at self promotion, so I could find out if I’m any good at game design

As a resident of Illinois, I’m very nervous that the Bears might move to Indiana, which would require me to not travel a much greater distance in order to not watch them play.

BREAKING: The Groovy Ghoulies have backed out from the Freedom 250 concert, stating they are “not THAT kind of monster “

If you post AI art, I’m blocking you. Art is a skill you can learn, there are countless talented people eager to teach you for free. Instead you’ve chosen to use a planet-murdering technology to steal their work and call it yours. (I was an early adopter who saw the light)

My 15 y.o. asked me if I was familiar with this artist she discovered named Bruce Springsteen. I explained that I was born in New Jersey- in school, “Thunder Road” came after the Pledge of Allegiance