ok well how 'bout baseball is dumb, and the Mavericks traded for Tarik first?

Subtle and poetic, imo

Tyler Parker@tylerparker.bsky.social · 2d ago

Wrote about Dundon, who sucks.

Emotional support 800 calorie bowl of cereal at 10pm

I've had the same phone for over 4 years and haven't cracked the screen a single time, AMA

I enjoy hockey, but going from the NHL to the NBA

Will Ferrell: Welcome To The Fucking Show

ALT: Will Ferrell: Welcome To The Fucking Show

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Sean Highkin@highkin.bsky.social · last wk.

One difference Dundon didn't account for between the NBA and NHL is how much more attention is on you. You can do this cost cutting stuff in hockey and nobody cares nationally. You do it with an NBA team and Bill Simmons calls you "El Cheapo" and it will stick to you forever.

I'm bored, someone sign Westbrook so I can watch their subreddit crash out.

There's no way this doesn't get them a show at the Rivoli

The Associated Press@apnews.com · 2w ago

The Seattle Police Department is searching for two men who climbed over the glass wall of the city’s iconic Space Needle on Friday, flipped over the edge and parachuted down from the 605-foot structure.

In a statement, LeBron James says he ultimately chose the 76ers because of the urbanist appeal and attractive comparative value for the cost of living that Philadelphia provides

I want to know the big news stories without drowning in soul-sucking current events, so I follow the AP to get all the biggest news headlines, and then also the final score of a completely random baseball game every once in a while for some reason.

Dick van Dyke cockney accent: jim jimothy jim jimothy, jim jim jeree

Mavericks acquiring Euro forwards

Ozark Ruth: If You Want To Stop Me

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vape naysh

Oh ok, so I don't get to make ANY of the easy jokes just bc I'm on Pacific time? Man, fuck you guys

will Scott Jennings face any repercussions when it inevitably comes out that McConnell has been dead for days and he was straight up lying?

Mark Rothko trick y’all, man. He don’t paint anything, man. He just running around, doing nothing

let Miranda July direct a DCU movie, I wanna see something.

I think team US's biggest problem in this match is that we are not good at soccer.

All the replies like "Yes, Mbappe flopped and rolled around like he was stabbed, but in fairness someone touched him. red card" def makes me feel like I'm not cut out to be a full time soccer watcher

VAR is the Flock camera of sports

The Mavericks are one of only 3 teams to not sign, re-sign, or trade for a single player yet this offseason, indicating that perhaps GM Mike Schmitz has potentially achieved nirvana and now wants for nothing in the physical realm. Gotta feel happy for him.

can he play point guard?

SickosFC@sickosfc.bsky.social · last mo.

Erling Haaland is enjoying Dallas.

Neuer is going to kill every one of those penalty takers. What more could you ask a keeper for?

Ja getting traded from Memphis to Portland to be cured in the waters of Trillium Lake and then re-born through the powers of The Green like Swamp Thing. Also, maybe remember how to shoot a basketball.

you're asking me to decide which of the Mavs' new Euros are inevitably going to develop into multi-year ALL Stars?

You can't find another Jokic without taking some swing on a couple Vsevolod Ishchenkos

SERGIO!!! Gimme my Euro!

I need the Mavs to turn 30 and Gafford into something.

Just walked past this a couples weeks ago and thought "be cool if that was open."

The Oregonian@oregonian.com · last mo.

New plans contemplate all the fixings needed to open a restaurant. https://mrf.lu/4nHf

Masai not fucking around. New dawn in Dallas

I know we don't deserve it, but if the US can win Olympic Gold in Hockey and a World Cup back to back, it would make people so mad and it'd be very funny.