Dan's wardrobe furnished by Botany 500
@grumpygreyhead.bsky.social
Pleasing taste; some monsterism. Piss-poor artist and voracious consumer of crisps. My bin night is Thursday. The 'brains' behind @dpadesign2020.bsky.social
One of the commentators on the BBC's The Hundred coverage sounds almost exactly like Amiee Lou Wood and it's a bit distracting
Right fancy some biscuits. I do not, of course, have any biscuits
Just seen an advert on Instagram using padel courts as a unit of measurement. Nobody knows how big a padel court is, largely because nobody knows what padel is
At no point in my life have I ever bothered to find out who Perez Hilton is and right now I am feeling quite smug about this
Fell asleep in the bath, which is obviously a highly intelligent and not at all dangerous thing to do
There's something that I pick regularly at work called Li'l Worms and whenever I see it I immediately think of this
NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER@nancycomics.bsky.social · 14h agoWELL. IT’S WOIMSDAY EVERYONE
Might become one of those lads that shouts barely intelligible nonsense at cyclists for no fucking reason from the passenger seat of their mate's car. They seem like good sorts and not at all tiny-cocked thickos
Went to sleep at half nine. Had a cracking kip. Do I feel any better for it? Of course not
It's only 8.45pm and I'm seriously considering going to bed
Perhaps the unlikeliest of comedy sketches to crop up in 2026, but also one of the funniest:
British Pork: It’s Got the Lot | SNL UK
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live UK
youtu.be
Having to log in to EE with both a passkey and a one-time passcode every fucking time just in case someone tries to pay my phone bill for me is getting very tiresome
The Morrisons version of mint Cornetto is immeasurably superior to an actual Cornetto. None of this stupid chunk of chocolate nonsense at the bottom of the cone, for a start. Quite how that bit of a Cornetto has become so revered is a complete mystery
Elizabeth Picciuto@epicciuto.bsky.social · 2d agoWhat is your favorite example of when the cheap version of a product is legit better than the expensive one?
Always loved that steering wheel with the centre resembling a massive Pacer chew
The Car Factoids@thecarfactoids.bsky.social · 2d agoFactoid: Clever, undoubtedly, but the SD1’s original dash proved unpopular with the motoring press. This is a S1 VDP, one clue being its leather seats (the 1st SD1 to get them as std). (📸:IG a/c classicsbychance)
Wispa Gold in me pack-up today
Been at work for two hours and for the entirety of that I've had that fuck-awful Maroon 5 song stuck me in head, the one where that squeaky-voiced bastard Levine spends the video ruining people's weddings by singing at them
I really must go to bed as I've got Bluesky in the morning
Lovely day for a curry, this
Got a Star Bar in me pack-up, lads
Hello from DPA Design! We sell automotive and motorsport artwork on prints, T-shirts, mugs, stickers, phone cases and more, drawn by our resident artist DPAD Dan (@grumpygreyhead.bsky.social). Browse our designs in our Redbubble shop: tinyurl.com/DPADShop
The Sunday Fear™ has arrived
Now then shaggers. I know what's what
