when i tell ppl my fav fruits are honeydew & cantaloupe they always look at me like i just shot their dog

My throat. Is so fucking sore

idk if anyone else will relate to this but when I have to hold my pee, when I finally go it always BURNS? like usually it doesn't, it's only when I have to hold it, but like between 7:45 to 12:00 I get NOT A SINGLE minute to go pee so I have no choice 😭😭😭😭😭😭

like i won't lie to u and tell u I've never used chatgpt bc it was so normalized for a while Id just use it like Google basically but after applying one brain cell and listening and learning I was never able to even TRY using it again knowing how damaging it is in like EVERY aspect

Working in a school is hell bc every single thing I look at is AI generated like damn open CANVA

i need 100 ppl to add to a gc but im the only one that's allowed to talk in it

ew i don't like it where it says the names of ppl who like the post now

i never even been in one of these gcs does anyone use them

Bluesky@bsky.app · yesterday

Update: group chats can now host up to 100 members.

I got like 11 hrs of sleep and I'm still passing tf out standing up

holy shit myspace relaunch?

OMG THE TATTOO ARTIST GOT BACK TO ME TO SET UP A CONSULT YESSS

getting home and putting my hair up and washing my makeup off is top 10 experiences

i mentioned im tracking calories and ive never done that before and someone was like aren't you a recovered anorexic & i was like you don't need to count 0 😭😭😭

There's a kid in my 5th grade this year that everyone has sworn he's my fav since he was in 1st and I love to compliment him on things he's not even doing, like him working quietly when he's talking instead, just to ragebait everyone

My throat hurts SO BADDD

the tracing police are so annoying like don't trace ppls art but saying it's cheating to trace a photo reference LMAOOO STFUU

my fucking nervous system man

god i hate the beginning of the year having to be at the bus ramp alone for drop off bc ppl bring their kids back there and when I'm like you can't drop them off by car here the parents are like FUCK YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP 😭😭😭

tuesday again? no problem

keep in mind i teach somewhere where the 5th graders graduate not knowing their ABCs .. so i have this wheel that we spin in kinder w like shapes and different types of lines on it so I can see what they can do on the first day and I read it to them, today we spun and a kid reads "STRAIGHT LINE"

I survived the first day of the 26-27 school year

wth how'd I bleed up the front of my underwear and down my legs????????

literally in the first 30 mins of school i had this class telling me they were glad they don't have a strict teacher this year and I'm like oh girl you've already lost them

is there just literally nothing i can do abt my face turning into an active warzone before my period

being nd is fucking hilarious

I was literally only able to email her bc I'm avoiding something else so it made me able to do that instead

I fucking did it i finally emailed the tattoo artist abt the tat I've been thinking about for 2 YEARSSS

im actually expecting to be traumatized tmrw based on what has happened today so no point in doing anything but keeping my peace