ben
@guidetobirds.bsky.social
guidetobirds on twitter, thegoalie on bandcamp, i have several email addresses as well
PRO TIP: before sending your shortstop out to open the season, explicitly tell him to “make no mistakes.” this will preempt any bugs in his output and ensure that he does not make any mistakes
Todd Zolecki@toddzolecki.bsky.social · 2d agoDave Dombrowski said Trea Turner will open the season at SS, but he told him personally that he must play well there to stay there.
the wonder years guy voice (acoustic version):
sun buscemi@gophils.gobirds.online · 4d agoThey’re painting over the cursed daycare mural at garage Fishtown
really i have no right to be freaked out by him. he lives in this bathroom. i can just leave
there is a curse upon us. somebody in mccook opened some kind of ancient relic in 2001 and they touched the relic and nebraska will never win again
[while eight games are playing at once] bad call! what a bunch of baloney!
accidentally went Vegan mode at the party last night. i will be reflecting on my behavior
opened word in focus view today and got a copilot popup asking me to “describe what you’d like to create.” in focus view!!
nate ruess is so goddamn good at what he does. try to go see The Format if they are coming through your town
i’m also not going to harbor on the elements. i don’t know what that means
NBC Sports Philadelphia@nbcsportsphiladelphia.com · 4w agoBirds are 2-0.
congrats! you have been given the power to write and implement "the AI bill." the three main provisions in your new law are:
well well well. if it isn't the blowjob brothers
CJ Fogler@cjzero.bsky.social · last mo.unusual technique here
google has, once again, moved the gemini button to see if i will click on it
3-4-2-1? 4-3-3? no, this is my new formation, it is called the Diagonal line
Michael Caley@michaelcaley.bsky.social · 2mo agoXabi Alonso I apologize I am apparently unfamiliar with your game in a new way now
if one of your center backs is 6'7" then the other one can be 5'10". that's called the law of averages
telling my cat in a solemn voice that honestly he’d be unfit to lace the sandals of our king odysseus
in the twitter days, we had a lot of words for that… i guess here on bluesky we’d just call it “well-intentioned”
i played baseball yesterday and the parts of my body that hurt today.. are so interesting
nooo not my wife depicting me as an aging and frustrated trea turner in a lovingly hand-drawn birthday card
ok my two cents on the (milb) field of dreams game is that it’s a one-of-a-kind experience that was programmed by people who don’t understand what makes it one-of-a-kind
