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𝒃𝒆𝒄𝒂. 𓆩♡𓆪@dailyrunway.bsky.social · 15h agoShailene Woodley in Balenciaga fw26 Couture at the #Emmys
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No one of consequence. Maybe listen if I'm talking about structural engineering but you can safely ignore anything else.
𝒃𝒆𝒄𝒂. 𓆩♡𓆪@dailyrunway.bsky.social · 15h agoIt's fun being an engineer near an ivy League school because only Brown even has an accredited engineering school* so I'm constantly thinking "oh, too bad you couldn't get into like, Michigan" or "calm down bud it's not Georgia tech" *Last I checked was 2006
Excellent point we gotta increase the conviction rate for being young in public
Washington Post Opinions@postopinions.bsky.social · 6d agoAs murder rates plummet to a 20-year low, why are so many American cities still grappling with disorder? In @themimsshow.bsky.social, Carine Hajjar sits down with Heather Mac Donald to explore “teen takeovers,” pushback against progressive prosecutors and more.
I suggest anyone starting a new instrument to get a baby, my kid reacted to me tuning a banjo like I reacted to listening to scary monsters the first time
Brother in law is trying to learn remote viewing so he can win the lottery. I remain on team just get a job
The best predictor for student success is an embarrassing crush that makes their professor slightly uncomfortable. To this end i suggest stylists who are given the keys to professors homes so they can throw out cargo pants.
Marv@guiltysmith.bsky.social · 4w agoThis is like how sometimes you know the solutions manual on scribd is wrong so you make sure to assign that and the best students still get it right.
When my grandmother died my grandfather sent paper plates and napkins from their house, but not the first edition Oz books. Those he donated to a local library. He did this because my mother already owned copies. He valued the books for what they were, not their accidental attributes.
Joi Ito's Jibo sez friendly plane wave ✈️👋@joi-itos-jibo.bsky.social · 4w ago“Nobody bought this book, but that doesn’t mean it has no value!,” brought to you by the folks insisting that products people *are* happily spending money on actually have no value. Okay.
I don't plan on it, but if I do have a years long meth fueled crashout I hope it results in some surprisingly competent arm tattoos and no professional consequences
"if you don't do what the press wants they'll make sure the fascists win" is not an argument for doing what they want it's an argument that to be free we must kill them. I'd rather not, but I'm the one receiving the ultimatum not making it
Minnesota isn't Democratic, just the people who live there. Ok man let me poll some dirt....
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last mo.Tom Emmer: "Minnesota doesn't necessarily lean Democrat. In fact, if you look at the 2024 presidential heat map, it is overwhelmingly red. There is a blue dot essentially in the Twin Cities."
The thing about anti vaccination stuff is how abstract does someone trying to kill my kid need to be before I'm the bad guy for, y'know, stopping it concretely?
Friends, I believe that we can work together to build a world where the biggest problems are teaching children to use the post office to keep in touch with friends who moved away and the letter V feeling unappreciated and underutilized
Marv@guiltysmith.bsky.social · last mo.If we're going to use a cartoon as our target for society I propose one of those PBS ones where nothing happens and everyone enjoys the public library
My work email is filled with people asking to be taken off an email list because the mail expander sends replies to the whole distribution list and apparently the people in the high performance computing mail list can't set email rules
Disproving conservation of mass by weighing the food I give my baby and the leftover food that's been thrown about
I'll bet if I knew more about Mario cart I could make a passable joke about this.
Imagine having the power to get maladjusted weirdos to stalk someone and commit property crime and using it on Will Stancil instead of like Russ Voight
Learning a new language can be very rewarding but you should do it for yourself and no one else. Especially because if you learn one for a girlfriend it gives your wife a pretty high expectation
One of my favorite weird yes anding things from antiquity is the claim that Rolands sword was Hectors and also it had St Peters tooth in it. Because it imagines Roland walking into a smith with a bronze sword and requesting that he add about 2 ft to it and *digs in pocket" stick this tooth in it
"buddism isn't a religion with supernatural elements" is one of the most inexplicably effectively propagandized ideas. Everytime I mention my mother in law some white person tells me it's odd that she leaves out food for spirits or prays because of some half remembered thing a hippie said
We already have this it's the ghost of Christmas past scenes they are exactly as long as they can be already. Dickens was paid by the word I promise he didn't cut even any fat
DiscussingFilm@discussingfilm.net · 2mo agoFirst poster for ‘EBENEZER’, a new film based on ‘A Christmas Carol’ starring Johnny Depp. “Before he was Scrooge, he was Ebenezer”
People say that divorce has largely eliminated women poisoning their husbands but as soon as I got home from a work trip my wife poisoned me (made me a salad)
You know who I think would be a good interview for Jiminy Glick is Martin Short
Roy Smoothie doesn't sound like he had a wholesome career
kim@kimmymonte.bsky.social · 2mo agoyour baseball pitcher name is your grandfather’s first name and the last thing you bought i’ll go first mine’s Dominic Sandals