*Licks his tounge across his fangs* Maw-gust is coming up. Are you going down?
Gulzig!
@gulzig.bsky.social
I'm a warrior wolf looking for feasts and fights!
I have respect for other preds, so I typically don't throw out catch-attempts at someone if they're labeled pred or pred-leaning. But that doesn't stop my maw waterin' from lookin' at some of 'em! Bwahaha!
Semi reminder that I try to catch on primary because 1. I don't know what alternate universes others may want to use 2. ...I do like smothering out pfp with my engorged belly. ♥
*OoouuURAAP* Yeah, you had a kobold infestation. Don't worry, I turned 'em into EXP while on my way to challenge the dragon. Lemme tell ya, I'll be dragON my gut outta here when I clear this den!
2019. Comm for an old friend cycanine (the one being eaten).
Happy *urp* Vorth of July! Time to gobble up all the hotdogs, junk food, and other specie's friends are and completely ruin my figure~<3
I'm gonna tell you a surefire beginner-friendly, way to be the biggest, beefiest, sexiest thing out there: Step 1: Go to the gym. Step 2: Dive down the throat of the biggest, beefiest, sexiest thing in there. Gratz, you're done! You're now part of the biggest, beefiest, sexiest thing!
Got myself a little midnight fox-snack before bed~ Had some cute boxers on that fat bod of his; I might keep 'em for myself if they're not ruined by my gut come mornin'.
Had a dream where I referred to orc nuts as "The Olive Garden" "When you're here, you're queer~"
*Signs on to voresky after a week and a half* THANK DOG FOR SCRATCH VARIABLES!...Okay, now I don't need to make 6 variables just to have alternate text for dice rolls. I was hitting that 20 limit pretty easily and was doing some freaky maths to fit things in. ...WAIT, I CAN ADD CARD GAMES NOW!
*Chinstrokes in thought* If you gobble up a raccoon with your dick and call 'em junk food, is it because you did it with your cock or is it because they're a raccoon?
Just checking, but what do you count as fatal vore? For my checklist definition: • Skull and bone belching • Involving pain/obliteration • "Rip and tear until it is done" That means digestion, bad ends, and 'game over screens' don't count as fatal to me, especially considering sentient pudge.
Half thinking if pred reviews of prey were just as innane and broken as real-world reviews on products. "Was 100 to 99 best of good bunch. Filling extreme. Great for environment. Much joy to family gathering."
*Belches* Oooph; I really shouldn't have junkfood for breakfast, but when a racc wakes ya up you gotta grab 'em, gulp 'em face-first, and finally slurp up that depth-gauge ringtail quickly before anyone can pull 'em out~<3
Whoops. Another logic bug in the path. Fixed, so resent some recent some vore catch confirms. Also....that burger went gay to my ass~
I don't think I've directly mentioned it, but implied, so I'll say it now: If you keep going back and forth through the same nodes and edges in a path, it does make me want to update it (eventually). Just know that like my digestive process, it's a slow process~
*Chintaps* I've already been using groups to keep track of who's given me vip (since it's not easy to spot), who's pred only (gotta respect the biggin's!), and who's been through me before (so I don't spam with requests, but keep 'em on the menu), but I'm thinking of adding a "not interested" group.
*Fails to stifle a belch with a brrrLLRRRP* "Ooph. Almost at capacity again. Gonna get to increase the tank's size after one more~"
It's nearly summer, so watch out for rogue pool toys. They in fact CAN eat. Art by @bigbadnickwolf.bsky.social
RPG Boss putting a fake glowing "weak" spot inside their mouth. Heroes, thinking they are so clever, get intentionally devoured, only discovering the trick far too late.
Pops a tiny dragon in his maw, slurping up the tail tip before sending the bulge out of sight with a quick *Glurk*. "What? Yeah, they're majestic, but also calorie and Exp dense!"
Well, there was my logic fallacy. Using an else if will stop the checks despite if there's another else if later down that's also true. C'mon 'Ziggy, you've taken college programming courses. You should know the order of things matter, even if you like stickin' guys up your back end first~
*Whispers* You have to make an escape attempt while at the back door. It's not something the pred (Me, myself, and I) can do for you~<3
*Harumphs* Okay, unending path extra nodes and conditions have been updated. Send out a new request if you want to see those. Dice game's been extended, and I'm doing a little more coding while adding some text. It's not ready, but you can peek in to see what's up and how it works if you like.
The curse of Dual Quadra continues. A 1 in 16 chance of escape, and that deep dread as the numbers tick higher... ...except when the prey rolls snake-eyes on the first or second roll. This tends to almost ALWAYS happen, so I may mod the base rules even more than I already do.
I'm distracted, but yes I see y'all are noticing I'm adding. It's not ready yet! I'll make a post when it's ready! Also, you'll need to start the path again (When it's ready) as it snap-shotted it when the initial proposal was made! SO DON'T MAKE A PROPOSAL YET! IT'S NOT READY! X3
Dreamed about how to figure out how to use 20 variables to make a deck of 52 cards. Keeping track of what's been played in a texas poker hand already. Reshuffle after every hand doesn't matter, but it's still ((4 × 7) + 5) 33 cards to keep track of. Unless ... I have one of the players cheating~