opening for commissions next weekend!!! who's ready to sit on santa's lap and tell him what they want for August

I've always wanted to eat a comicically oversized sandwich with a guy. Both starting on opposite ends, and when we hit the center we kiss! Problem is @tigerblue.bsky.social hates the gluten free bread I have to eat.

Begging for money again $1,079, that's how much the car fix hit me for. I had to do a financing service thing to make the payment. That has bought me a little time, that was still a $220 drop that will put me in the negative. I started a Gofundme for lack of any better ideas: gofund.me/c7d193a0b

Many may call my management style unorthodox, but the figures don't lie. I believe in a well rounded workforce, and those not interested in their own personal growth are expected to assist those around them pushing for bigger numbers. A fun YCH from @lukoi.bsky.social

If you’re interested in being waitlisted for a pixel art commission for Season 8, please respond in here plz ~

SrBilyon @ Home@srbilyon.stormynights.games · last mo.

Been a while since I did some new Pixels! Here's a Season 7 Part 2 Thread ✨

What I learned today after drinking a whole carton of heavy whipping cream. Your burps for a good while afterwards taste like whipped cream straight from a can. The heavy whipping cream didn't have much of a taste going down, but the whipped cream belches afterwards have been a pleasant surprise!

Who knew that ol' sprayer the witch left behind could lead to such fun with Donald? Despite all his huffing and grumping, he does seem to be enjoying himself! Gotta say, I make a pretty good blue-footed boobie as well! Thanks goes to @duckfucker87.bsky.social for doing such amazing art!

I weighed in this morning for my 39th birthday. Sadly I was just sitting at 360lbs this morning. Which means my goal for this next year is to try and gain 40lbs so I can hit 400lbs by my 40th birthday.

Gummi@gummiracc.bsky.social · 4mo ago

As it creeps closer and closer towards my 39th birthday, I've been really thinking about a goal I've been wanting to place on myself. As a gainer and fat fur who wants to be huge, I feel I've made very little progress in that department lately. I'm wanting to then push for 400lbs by 40.

It birthday. I am older. Just 39, so not exactly an exciting birthday. Still, I will accept foods and hugs.

Big boys stretchin' out spandex! @gummiracc.bsky.social & @tigerblue.bsky.social do a little cosplay, with pyrotechnics no less!~ Thank you guys so much for hiring me <3

I happened to look in the treasure chest of toys we have at work today and.... Why they emphasize his bulge like that?

As it creeps closer and closer towards my 39th birthday, I've been really thinking about a goal I've been wanting to place on myself. As a gainer and fat fur who wants to be huge, I feel I've made very little progress in that department lately. I'm wanting to then push for 400lbs by 40.

A little nervous and excited. I'll be at TFF this weekend with the husband, and it is largest Furry Con I'll ever be at. Sadly we won't be there till Saturday, I have to work Friday, but should be around for all of Saturday and Sunday. Please come say hi if ya see me there!

HEY YOU! 🫵 Are you going to TFF next week? then you should come by and hang out at my unofficial FatFur meet!! Come and chill with me and my friends! we're running it back for the second year in the same place! Poster by the outstanding @hotpinkwolf.bsky.social 💜 🎨: @tuck.hyper.wang 💜

Why have I hit a time in my life where I just want to eat hotdogs? There was a stretch where I'd eat anything BUT hotdogs. Now I just want chili dogs, hotdogs smothered in mustard, Chicago style dogs, any hotdog. I swear this isn't some thinly veiled dick joke either. I just want hotdogs.

Well, I've been working on something for some time now. I have to thank @edgebirb.bsky.social so much for his help. From the modeling and 3D printing the base for me. I've been doing trial and error putting it all together and planning it out, but I finally feel far enough along to show it off!

Same Porco Rosso, same.

I can do the thing where I pay back however much when I get paid next (Wednesday at soonest), if anyone wants to work out a deal. I have to pay all of this today, unfortunately. Please be careful of bots and scammer responses on this post, just DM me if you can help me out. I hate doing this.

Hey all, I really want to help boost this. Starfig is a wonderful person, and in a really rough situation right now. Any help folks can give his way would be amazing.

Starfig@starfig.bsky.social · 7mo ago

I need help paying for the euthanasia and Aggie's cremation. This happened between checks, so I'm broke. It's $397 for the hospital, and the cremation comes to $195. I think they said some of the $397 gets refunded as it's a holding fee until her body is picked up.

I need help paying for the euthanasia and Aggie's cremation. This happened between checks, so I'm broke. It's $397 for the hospital, and the cremation comes to $195. I think they said some of the $397 gets refunded as it's a holding fee until her body is picked up.

"And when I'm there with them, I'll be hit with this realization. Whatever this is, whatever I am at this moment, I'll be alright." -Gideon 🎨: @oinkerarts.bsky.social ⭐: A lot

Here's the rates for our upcoming queue on Dec. 13th! I got the t's and c's here if y'all wanna look, too~ commiss.io/listings/paK1

Ugh... I hate being sick. Please send soup. Raccoon need all the soup.

IN ARTIST ALLEY AT MFF COME SAY HI / MAKE EYE CONTACT / SCREAM AT ME!

Fat fur artists, I present to you ✨Secret Fatty!⭐ I decided to organise a secret Santa gift art exchange and sign ups start NOW. It is open to all who dare pick up a pencil and draw round animal shapes! All skill levels are welcome. Follow the link for all the info! 🥰 forms.gle/urdgUdmcff2g...

So this fundraiser ongoing get things going for my kidney transplant prep which will be getting a new bed along with funds for med cost like surgery and medication. The transplant won’t be happening for a few years so donate and share will be thankful.

Donate to Help Fund Life-Saving Kidney Transplant Preparation, organized by Willie Jarrett

Since late 2024, I have been on a health journey after being diagno… Willie Jarrett needs your support for Help Fund Life-Saving Kidney Transplant Preparation

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Random fat idea: A weight lifter who's become cursed that for every pound they lift is a pound they gain. First it's slow as they warm up, oblivious to the extra fat. Leading to them barely able to waddle away after moving up to their heavier lifts. Hopefully they haven't been skipping leg day.

What's your horror movie role this Halloween? 🎃👻... Welp, we're all doomed. Unless the villain is a pile of delicious food to be eaten.

Tolstoy the fat@tolstoythefat.bsky.social · 10mo ago

What is your horror movie role this Halloween? 🎃 👻 🔪 Ok.

#4 & #5 Fattytober Gideon Gray and Sheriff of Nottingham

Made a quick adjustment. It’s amazing how two little lines can add more depth to the Sheriff’s gut. 🐺💰