KarlBear
@gusterbear.bsky.social
Legal baby basset hound assisted by bestfriend Luther the dachshund and bestfriend Kid patreon.com/gusterbear
Hihihi. Kid says: “do not get stuck in weird crawlspace nook, Karls!” Karls has never been stuck…
Hihihi. Kid keeps saying “come up on lounge, Karls, is very nice!” Lounge is clearly haunted. Kid is acting very spishus.
Do any of you live near a Crumbl that does the dirty sodas? I have a voucher for a free one but the only stores that do it are an hour and a half away.
Hihihi. Karls thinks Kid can still play Got Your Bottom and chase BabyKarls around yard in stoopid boot.
Hihihi. Karls is watching BearCam show and is best show with BABY BEARS!
Hihihi. Yesterday Kid committed MAJOR CRIMBE! Went to visit @raingirlsea.bsky.social and played with baby dachshunds Stuart and Rosie! Illegal! Against the law!!!
Hihihi. Kid made special necklace for @rescuecoop.bsky.social auction! Is fanciest dachshund necklace ever! All money supports very nice doggies! givebutter.com/c/rescue-coo...
Hihihi. Kid did too much yardwork yesterday and does not feel good! But is best day for playing in yard!
Hihihi. Luther had tummyache last night but would like everyone to know it had nothing to do with eating dirts. Is completely unrelated.
Hihihi. Karls had busy day: sitting on grass being handsome, lying on grass, shouting at dachshund.
All the new jewelry comes in a box featuring Karl AND Luther in a stunning new sticker!
I have been trying to find creative outlets while my depression and bum ankle keep me mostly sitting around. I’ve started making knotted silk jewelry again. Silk hangs more fluidly than regular cord or wire and the knots between beads provide a hint of color.
Hihihi. Doggies went to groomer today! Luther just had toe thefts but Karls had full thefts! Smells! Furs! Toes! Butt glands! Was given durgs! Worst day ever!
I am having a really hard time the last couple of days. I’m so sick of being sad and in pain and scared and poor. It’s hard to imagine things will get better. Here is a happy video of Karl singing along with the band on Saturday to maybe make your Monday better.
Hihihi. Luther had BAFF! Is incredibly shiny, smells like delicious piña colada. Karls is slightly jealous.
Hihihi. Neighbors have live band in backyard! Is good music for frolicking.
Hihihi. Kid hobbled around the kitchen in stoopid boot and made delicious salad!
Hihihi. Kid’s ankle is worse. Has to go to podiatrist and get MRI. Karls has suggested having extra short legs for ankle protection.
Hihihi. Kid mowed lawn yesterday and doggies are still vestigating mystery of who pooped in front of lawn mower three times?! Clearly was not Karls or Luther because are each one dog, could not do three poops. Is just basic math.
Hihihi. Is one million degrees. Karls will do quick wiggle on grass and then go back in the ac.
Hihihi. Kid took cookies up to sister yesterday and saw cousins Charlie and Olive! Did maximum zoomies! Had epic battle! All pictures turned out blurry!
Sunday dinners were a big deal to my dad. He barbecued steak or salmon or halibut and it tasted better than any restaurant. Sometimes I splurge and do a special dinner for my Mom and I: it isn’t as good as Dad’s but it’s still nice.
