when I first came to america I aint know english and some boy was tryna bully me I just called him "stupid dog" like 30 times cause i knew courage the cowardly dog and he started crying
Yannick
@guytellsjokes.bsky.social
Funnier than... most humans… 2.5k views and counting on the special 📈 https://youtu.be/QtfDaw996iE?si=pgveh5X39Cai3kv9 I tell jokes for money /from 🇹🇬/philly/ dc
Bluesky held me down when my twitter was suspended i won’t lie
KG be like “KAT Anthony Towns needa do better guarding Anfernee Edwards. I miss ColdBean Bryant. I used to play with Ray Allens”
I’m not in the business of making people pay, but they will pay anyways
My pet peeves non gendered til i see a man doing it. Then it’s “grown man doing xyz”
America is really a cool place because for the most part you can’t tell if the World Cup attendees live here or are coming from the actual country
It’s a real nigga birthday today bout to start up excel spreadsheet of who wished me happy birthday at what time
The itsy bitsy spider may be itsy bitsy but that bitch went up the spout again tho. Don’t ever stop going up the spout gang
Feeling like the itsy bitsy spider…sun came out and I’m up the spout again
I’m intrigued by event planning. How do they decide where to put stuff and how to make guests feel maximum effect?? (Watching French national team’s world cup arrival video)
No funny shit Im hungry as shit been tryna pick something good for an hour + now I hate being human
Not gone lie Spurs ruined the NBA finals with that bullshit the other night. Shit not that entertaining anymore
I love a good 3dribble one v one. Not chasing yo ass around cook me or it’s my ball 🏀
If you put d’aaron Fox brain in a real fox it would stop being clever
d’AARON FOX 1 point up yeah let me take a dumbass layup instead of rubbing the clock down. WTF
D’AARON FOX WHY WOULD YOU PUT THAT LAYUP UP WHAT THE FUCK
6 plays straight they go down and hoist dumb ass threes and turnovers. Early in the clock. Terrible to watch so disgusting
“how many thickles can you eat?” -silas dogood@pants-so-short.bsky.social · 3mo agoThis is a coaching failure by Mitch Johnson. They should not even be in this situation.