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"Are the X-Men infighting again? Cool! I'm never here to see that! Which has to be a crazy statistical anomaly given how often it supposedly happens."

"You should talk to Ant-Man about that."

"There's also always a spider within three feet of you!"

quill think anyone ever thought this quote would be used to goad thanos about his crush?

Personally I've also fought against egomaniacal ninja lawyers, the literal God of Lies and myself on many, many occasions. So, like, I've fought against a lot of not-truth, too. Also it must be really hard to shave with those lines on your chin, right? Or do you have like a special razor?

@webofspider-man.bsky.social "Hey, I'm trying to be proactive about this whole 'finishing my education' thing and I need a study buddy to keep me honest. In return you get to regularly and habitually act smarter than me. Deal?"

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀[𝔾𝕨𝕖𝕟 𝕊𝕥𝕒𝕔𝕪: 𝕊𝕔𝕙𝕠𝕠𝕝 𝔻𝕒𝕪𝕤]

quill sorry, disappeared again but i've been lurking, promise! life's been busy.

"Ugh, last time somebody in a Spider suit said that to me I ended up losing that job after kicking him through a building. There's a lot of paraphrasing happening there."

𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕌𝕟𝕔𝕒𝕟𝕟𝕪 𝕊𝕡𝕚𝕕𝕖𝕣-𝕄𝕒𝕟!@uncannyspiderman.bsky.social · 5mo ago

"Ve really should get you a real job."

Another day, another dollar. Or lack thereof.

SIR! YES SIR! Wait, I'm not a soldier ... that yelling is potent.

SIR! YES SIR!

I don't know why I was expecting something to do with grenades there. Kinda disappointed grenades weren't involved, and normally I hate grenades.

quill i blame @blackwallprotocol.bsky.social

𝐓𝐄𝐌𝐏. 𝐏𝐈𝐍.

quill rain's going to be personally responsible for reigniting my Cyberpunk fire

"I hate how committed you get to any bit."

𝐁𝐞𝐧 𝐑𝐞𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲.@fracturedthwips.bsky.social · 5mo ago

Hoooonk. Snort. Cough. Choke. Zzz ..

"There's no way you actually snore like that."

𝐁𝐞𝐧 𝐑𝐞𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲.@fracturedthwips.bsky.social · 5mo ago

Honk shoo. Mimimi.

Oh, you know, all over the place. Like what even goes on when AC/DC plans a gig, right? That school uniform look? Not that I'm picturing you in a--not that I'm planning that for us. They're not even our genre, so that'd be completely random! Maybe, like, a Taylor Momsen thing?

Sorry! Just ... nevermind. Active imagination. Which isn't imagining anything! Promise! Maybe, like, wardrobe choices for our next gig. But, you know, our ragtag, haphazard look is charming, right? Charming, definitely how I'd explain it right now.

C-Cindy!

quill ffxiv keynote, watching, bbl

📲 : on it 📲 : if you can venmo me like $50

𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚙𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚎 𝙱𝚛𝚘𝚠𝚗@spoiledcrimes.bsky.social · 5mo ago

📲: dont worry ill sort out the snacks 📲: you fix the pizza and drinks

📲 : it's ridiculously fun 📲 : we just need lots of snacks 📲 : chips, ice cream, chocolate, candies, and probably a pizza

𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚙𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚎 𝙱𝚛𝚘𝚠𝚗@spoiledcrimes.bsky.social · 5mo ago

📲: ill take anything 📲: ironic twilight binging sounds like so much fun

📲 : mums the word 📲 : not sure what that even means but spider-uk used to say it a lot 📲 : anyway, what kinda distraction do you need? 📲 : i can do the loud kind, the kind where we hit things, or the kind where we binge watch the entire twilight series ironically

𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚙𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚎 𝙱𝚛𝚘𝚠𝚗@spoiledcrimes.bsky.social · 5mo ago

📲: deal 📲: also dont let the horse find out you said that

📲 : okay well 📲 : i can't offer advice on taxes i've never done them 📲 : but i can distract you

𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚙𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚎 𝙱𝚛𝚘𝚠𝚗@spoiledcrimes.bsky.social · 5mo ago

📲: ......... 📲: maybe.... 📲: dont worry about it

📲 : steph are you trying to reach that horse? 📲 : you know, the one that does taxes? 📲 : why am i next to a horse that does taxes in your contacts?!

𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚙𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚎 𝙱𝚛𝚘𝚠𝚗@spoiledcrimes.bsky.social · 5mo ago

[ @gwen.quill.blue ] 📲: so this isn't tax deductible? 📲: but that's what Bruce told me??? 📲: it just works for the millionaires????

quill me realizing there's official mary-janes music so if y'all ever wanna hear gwen pounding those drums, these videos were endorsed by marvel themselves: youtu.be/Xo1AO8WHUlM youtu.be/X74qcFh2yM4 youtu.be/hHShJ_8N1zw youtu.be/mkvHpGpHmUQ

Face it Tiger-The MaryJanes (Married with Sea monsters)

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"Oh, you know. Things and stuff. Being a Spider keeps you crazy busy. Not all of it makes the news but, like, always something on the go, you know?" She needed to stop rambling when she was lying. She knew it was a tell and still did it all the time. "I mean, last week, this ... and, yeah, crazy!"

Em Jay | CARNAGE@knullborne.sunder.my · 5mo ago

"He's definitely made me make a lot of changes to my life." Em Jay took another bite of the corndog, then patted the park bench beside her. "What've you been up to? No world-ending monsters to fight, and no alien invasions. Lately. I think."