Gwend💫lyn Vines

@gwenvines.academics.blue

SFF writer, artist, mom, PhD in astronautical engineering. 2024 WTMP mentee. Rep: @katieblagden.bsky.social at The Ampersand Agency gwenvines.framer.website She/her.

It's June 2007. You're a rising college sophomore. Your BFF's coming down on a Greyhound from Canada. The most evil thing JKR's done is kill Dumbledore. You can't post pics on Twitter, but you can post via SMS. Netflix is flirting w/ streaming. Laptops don't come out in class. No one has an iPhone.

I went into labour w/ my daughter amidst a tropical storm. We'd lost power for an extended duration & the stress of the storm and the food that was going to spoil moved things along. Today, I discovered the "power's back on!" text from the energy company came at exactly the minute she was born.

This week, we bought a gallon of milk that got dented on the ride home & began to leak. We poured it up into some pitchers, one of which leaked entirely out in our fridge tonight. I picked it up, discovered this & had a mini freak-out about a half gallon of milk pouring down behind the shelves...

We created this mother-of-pearl inlay badge featuring the emblem of Yokote High School, one of Akita Prefecture’s most prestigious schools. Its beautiful cloud-inspired emblem is known as “Aokumo.” This was a custom commission from an alumnus and is not an official badge worn by current students.

the emblem of Yokote High School, one of Akita Prefecture’s most prestigious schools.the emblem of Yokote High School, one of Akita Prefecture’s most prestigious schools.

I discovered via comparison of photos of our house when it was built vs when the previous owners listed it that there used to be a door with access to an attic in one of our bedrooms that was walled over when they added a board-and-batten wall treatment. What's in that (now-inaccessible) attic?!

We got an advertisement in the mail from a window cleaning/pressure washing company that was essentially a menu of services with pricing, plus a couple of "specials." In the fine print at the bottom is "[company name] is not responsible for typographical or printer errors."

I hadn't slept for almost a week while finishing my dissertation. When I went to get food, a street salesman made out like he was giving away free samples of a makeup kit & pushed one into my hands. Then when I went to walk away, he told me no, it was $20, why was I trying to get away w/out paying?

Puck@ahjeez.bsky.social · 2mo ago

It only takes the right time and the right scam. You're more likely to slip if you're run down, sick, in a rush, or distracted. One time i fell for the "you have a package waiting" text scam while my wisdom teeth were abscessed. Shit happens and you aren't immune to fucking up