James alt
@gymbrohimbo.bsky.social
Gym selfies and thirst traps 6’4” libra There will be butts! Gay and (monogamously) married 🥰 🌈
No time for a lounge shower today but the tits are really giving today for this flight
There was a Pokémon card vending machine at the mall and i thought, oh how charming maybe I’ll buy a pack for the lols bc I used to be into this as a kid! The cheapest pack was $25 and the avg price was around $40-50 like lol wut ? K never mind then 😑
Watching she’s the man. What a fantastic movie. Amanda Bynes was a truly generational talent
Do you ever catch yourself in the mirror and think damn my legs look massive
Where do the white gays with abs FIND so many fellow white gays with abs to go to Europe with them? I have like, fewer than 10 close gay friends IRL total and never in a million years would we be able to coordinate a group trip to Europe lol
Just came to my attention that Lauren, the gal at the ski lodge who breaks up Cory and topanga on boy meets world, was played by a very young Linda Cardellini. What a repertoire!!
Pro tip check your shaver has enough battery before you start shaving 😅
Happy FCF to all the uncut Europeans who are awake god bless Central European time zone 🍝🤌🏼🍷
If i can hip thrust 380 lbs this easily think of how it will feel when i hip thrust into your hole
When I’m walking half marathons around European cities in the 100 degree heat I’m honestly not at all interested in dressing myself in vintage Armani suits, I just want to be comfortable, so pls stfu menswear influencers
Well that’s a wrap on the floppiest flop season of love island ever. UK remains undefeated. God save the queen (maya jama)
What does crystal methyd have on ru i really don’t understand it
Getting my haircut today which also means i get to stop at erewhon after for a treat 🥰🥰
(•_•) <) )╯BRING AEGON / \ (•_•) \( (> THE UH-SUR-PAH / \ (•_•) <) )╯TO MEEEEE
If Ariana Madix is deserving of an Emmy nom than Maya Jama should get an Oscar