Thus ends the saga of Drunken Judge Jeanine, fired for unsuccessfully prosecuting innocent Americans over the Deflecting Pool.

Okay! So hello. My name is Allison Gill. For the last 9 years, you’ve known me as Mueller, She Wrote. I used to have to be anonymous. But not anymore. So, hello world!

Allison Gill@muellershewrote.com · 2d ago

Changed my name from Mueller, She Wrote to my actual name, Allison Gill. Hoping I can get my blue check back. @joshpetri.bsky.team can you help?

From today, and every day that traitorous rapist sack of shit is corrupting our country, I will post #TrumpWillNeverBeMyPresident

7 states get hacked. The FBI says Iran. Trump says Minnesota…specifically Gov. Walz…did it to itself. Here’s the thing about incompetence: it doesn’t write malware. When the guy holding the intel picks a scapegoat over a suspect, that’s not a theory. That’s a man protecting his own scoreboard.

This guy understands the assignment.

Luca@lucagalletti.bsky.social · 2w ago

Man pitches 'Shepherd Safety' to city council—a service that tracks politicians the exact same way Flock Safety tracks us. This shouldn't be satire...everyone should be watching “Authority” like a hawk. TT: @coachtd87

I've thought about your POLL so much, my brain went numb (Many people don't know, or assume, that NUMB ends in "b") I prefer DUMBO-crat as it contains the name of 1 of the most popular Disney characters of all-time! You're welcome for my attention to this very important matter! Beloved Icon-MRH

Sorry about no videos today, but we went to the animal shelter and adopted a puppy today.

I confess: I always have to look up which corrupt department the corrupt Doug Burgum heads.

America First.

This is a serious issue, even though Trump is attempting to turn it into a political game by blaming Minnesota. Cyberattacks targeting municipal water and wastewater systems have now been reported in at least seven states this week.

So reminding everyone of this. Starting tomorrow. It has been 10 years of social media insanity. Find a small safe sanctuary of sanity for a week. Use this time to think about getting involved in your district/states midterm politics. Volunteer. Remind neighbours to check their registration.

How is Ken Paxton able to own at least 15 real estate properties worth around $9 million—including a $1 million property in Hawaii with an ocean view—on his government salary of $153,000 per year? Explain it to me like I’m five.

In the next month or so, I likely won’t be able to do any social media at all because of my treatment. Please make sure you are all volunteering for your local candidates at all levels. We have to win the midterms.

I hate liver.

FactPost@factpostnews.bsky.social · 7d ago

RFK Jr. suggests Americans can more easily afford groceries if they start eating liver instead of beef: "Most of the cheap cuts of meat are very inexpensive. ... You can buy liver"

Penis Pummeler has some feelings…

Ron Filipkowski@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 7d ago

Stressful times in the DC suburbs.

The thing that sucks about vertigo is that the phrase "ear crystals" sounds made up so no one quite believes you

“That must be a different form of math.” - Thune, when asked about Trump saying he has the votes to pass the SAVE Act.

kreinerdj2.bsky.social@kreinerdj2.bsky.social · last wk.

www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

The renaming of everything and the removal of Trump’s name and face from it all will be a huge celebration after this administration.

You ever just feel like you hate almost everyone? The USA is a dystopian torture chamber for people with fully functional brains.

Dead & missing Senators, plummeting polls & crumbling cult control. At what point do you think they’ll pull the plug and run for the cover of their non-extradition country bunkers?

Empty ball-sack with nothing to say about man who abused his daughter & grandchild, screams into the void instead.

Casey Stegman@caseystegman.com · last wk.

Imagine devoting your life to public health, responding to two major pandemics, and then having to talk with these dipshits

Navarro lists reasons why Fauci deserves a Nobel Prize.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last wk.

Peter Navarro: "I had a million doses of hydroxychloroquine in warehouses as the defense policy coordinator that I was trying to distribute to hospitals. And Fauci got the FDA stop me from doing that."

I need a ballroom bunker to save the books.

Brant Reeves@bireeves95.bsky.social · last wk.

A Very Bad Thing to Do….

Don’t let this clip get memory-holed

Have you noticed the tributes to Lindsey Graham don't cite any actual legislative accomplishments that benefited his constituents? It's a lot of "he was a strong voice" & "got along with everyone"- generic stuff you could say about anyone. His actual legacy is fluffing Trump & reckless war-mongering

Reminder that on his last day of his first term, Trump awarded a commendation to Dr Fauci "in recognition of his exceptional effort on Operation Warp Speed"

The FBI has ADMITTED it has the Epstein Files redaction TRAINING VIDEOS that an anonymous FBI source told me about last year. TODD BLANCHE was required to release these under the Epstein Files Transparency Act. TODD BLANCHE is unfit to serve as Attorney General. VOTE NO. @judiciarydems.senate.gov

Trump: "Meheehoo. Meheeho!"

Is anyone even remotely surprised?

Laurence - highest score ever in the Neasden Cognitive Test@laurenceineu.bsky.social · 2w ago

I want to amplify this admission by the Trump government. Not just because it is highly damning per se, but also because it was made to avoid discovery which would have been much more damaging for the govt. than the admission itself. newrepublic.com/post/213526/...

Dogs are excellent judges of character!

𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝@sundaedivine.lol · 2w ago

BREAKING: Canine delivers strongest bipartisan statement of the year.