7yo niece, on my phone: is this your boyfriend me: no, just a friend niece: do you want to marry him me: no niece: then you don't need him here *deletes photo*
Hadas Weiss
@hadas.bsky.social
"I used to be just like you before I started going to therapy"
the editors suggest your manuscript might find a better fit at a no-name journal that accepts every submission
friend: what is that on your nails me: i let my nieces paint them? friend: you know you could remove it before you leave the house
7yo niece: i'm reading in my heart me: then at least tell me what you've read niece: that's just like reading out loud me: so just read out loud niece: you've become so mean
me, texting a friend: turns out all i needed was to be around people who love me 7yo nieces: come play with us me: not now
nothing makes you question your beliefs more than seeing those who share them
the only thing more embarrassing than being caught with a plagiarized dissertation is having to admit i wrote it all myself
ok but seeing a future with some of them would have been completely insane
it's shocking how none of a phd dissertation's thousands of readers noticed the parts plagiarized from another phd dissertation
me: can you keep it down i can't focus w all this noise family: keeps it down me: comes up with new post
the funniest thing in that guardian plagiarism article was representing a humanities field being set back by 20 years as if this was a calamity of apocalyptic proportions
my 7yo nieces offer a simultaneous open heart surgery + hair braiding combo, still in pilot phase so i got it for free
me: but the bracelet beads spell your name 7yo niece: that way you'll remember who gave it to you
people: when's your book coming out me: april 12yo nephew: will you dedicate it to me
returned from a party w my sister's friends + kids w a grab bag of ritalin variants
when you get a citation for a volume to which you've contributed next to nothing
me (patient): be more gentle i paid good money for this 7yo niece (plastic surgeon) if you’re mean i’ll make your wrinkles deeper
10yo nephew: i don't understand why money even exist like why do we need it me (hyperventilating): i can explain
can anyone recommend a scavenger hunt but without tasks riddles or looking for things, asking for my nephew?
senior scholar conferencing with phd students who have no prospects in academia
